Love: Today, I got asked on a date. I was later told we had to cancel.... - FML

By nolove4me - 29/06/2011 20:41 - United States

Today, I got asked on a date. I was later told we had to cancel. Why? My ex is parked in front of his house and he is afraid to leave. FML

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By Datingdisaster - 17/08/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML

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By aireeahna - 20/05/2016 06:04 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've been talking to. We ended up at his house around 4 a.m., but as we walked through the front door, his ex-girlfriend was sitting on the couch, apparently waiting for him to get home. They still live together. FML

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By lonerboner - 03/10/2012 13:47 - United States

Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML

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By Anonyme - 06/04/2019 02:00

Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML

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By whatever - 09/08/2009 20:12 - United States

Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted of me sitting in the back seat of his friend's truck while they drove around to pick up things for the party they were going to have that same night. After they picked everything up, he asked where I wanted to get dropped off. FML

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Sneaky

By Anonymous - 28/02/2024 20:00 - Morocco - Salé

Today, my now ex-boyfriend admitted that he had cancelled our Sunday date not because he was ill but because he spent the whole the day with his depressed ex-wife, I was always telling him to check on her, but out of nowhere he felt need to lie and hide their meeting. FML

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By Dannikins - 05/11/2020 01:01 - United States - San Antonio

Today, the guy I've been looking forward going on a date with had to cancel due to Covid. This wouldn't have been an issue, if I didn't see him later that night posting about him at a bar with another girl. FML

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Gasp

By cold - 15/02/2017 10:00 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I canceled all my plans because my boyfriend wanted to go on a date. He didn't mean with me. FML

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Half-hearted

By SherryBaby - 29/12/2009 07:41 - United States

Today, I got a phone call from my cheating ex, asking if I would go out with him tonight. After 3 years of no contact, I decided to give him another chance and gave him my address for his GPS. I was then told that I lived too far and he didn't want to drive. He cancelled. I live 15 minutes away. FML

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By Foster_Em - 04/07/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I was coming home from a date, I saw my ex standing in my drive-way. He had dumped me 2 months ago saying he couldn't talk me. To make him jealous, I made out with my new guy before greeting him. Turns out he couldn't talk to me because he had had cancer and had been afraid to tell me. FML

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ollie179 21

Thursday 30 June 2011 8:32

that is why god invented cops.

XxbubblegumkizxX 8

Thursday 30 June 2011 8:27

o.O thats not creepy...

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joefrazier 20

Thursday 30 June 2011 9:19

how did your ex even know about the date

stinkysmom 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 9:28

I'm assuming they're in high school. either that or it's a really small town. She is in Alaska, and we don't have many big cities up here.

kaykay20 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 19:32

Anchorage isn't that small sounds more like he's stalking them on purpose. No matter what age they are that's just plain creepy.

Tektite 14

Thursday 30 June 2011 9:27

Time for a restraining order much? I think so..

andres19 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 9:47

maybe he's just waiting outside to wish your date good luck

KickItHigh 32

Thursday 30 June 2011 10:17

He sounds like one of those abusive ex's who are possessive... Just guessing. Or he really is scary. O.O

ForeverRealTx 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 11:19

Sounds like your date is a big ol pussy anyways.

KarinnaAC 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 11:30

thats actually pretty sexy! hes jealous! ahaaa (; take advantage!

sematariux 7

Thursday 30 June 2011 11:59

you know why he's there? because your crazy ass told him who you were going out with and gave him specific details because your probably a drama queen. sorry that's how these things usually work

Peashout 3

Thursday 30 June 2011 12:17

Shoulda told him to man up...

loser_lover95 9

Thursday 30 June 2011 12:21

WTF? Tell him to grow a dick.

Jasonf6 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 12:55

call the cops?

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Today, I said to my wife that I wished I had met her 20 years ago. Her response was, "Twenty years ago I had beautiful tits and many options, I wouldn't have even looked at you." FML

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