Love: Today, I got asked on a date. I was later told we had to cancel.... - FML

By nolove4me - 29/06/2011 20:41 - United States

Today, I got asked on a date. I was later told we had to cancel. Why? My ex is parked in front of his house and he is afraid to leave. FML

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By Datingdisaster - 17/08/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML

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By aireeahna - 20/05/2016 06:04 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've been talking to. We ended up at his house around 4 a.m., but as we walked through the front door, his ex-girlfriend was sitting on the couch, apparently waiting for him to get home. They still live together. FML

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By lonerboner - 03/10/2012 13:47 - United States

Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML

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By Anonyme - 06/04/2019 02:00

Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML

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By whatever - 09/08/2009 20:12 - United States

Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted of me sitting in the back seat of his friend's truck while they drove around to pick up things for the party they were going to have that same night. After they picked everything up, he asked where I wanted to get dropped off. FML

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Sneaky

By Anonymous - 28/02/2024 20:00 - Morocco - Salé

Today, my now ex-boyfriend admitted that he had cancelled our Sunday date not because he was ill but because he spent the whole the day with his depressed ex-wife, I was always telling him to check on her, but out of nowhere he felt need to lie and hide their meeting. FML

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Don't hate the playa…

By Dannikins - 05/11/2020 01:01 - United States - San Antonio

Today, the guy I've been looking forward going on a date with had to cancel due to Covid. This wouldn't have been an issue, if I didn't see him later that night posting about him at a bar with another girl. FML

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Gasp

By cold - 15/02/2017 10:00 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I canceled all my plans because my boyfriend wanted to go on a date. He didn't mean with me. FML

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Half-hearted

By SherryBaby - 29/12/2009 07:41 - United States

Today, I got a phone call from my cheating ex, asking if I would go out with him tonight. After 3 years of no contact, I decided to give him another chance and gave him my address for his GPS. I was then told that I lived too far and he didn't want to drive. He cancelled. I live 15 minutes away. FML

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By Foster_Em - 04/07/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I was coming home from a date, I saw my ex standing in my drive-way. He had dumped me 2 months ago saying he couldn't talk me. To make him jealous, I made out with my new guy before greeting him. Turns out he couldn't talk to me because he had had cancer and had been afraid to tell me. FML

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ollie179 21

Thursday 30 June 2011 8:32

that is why god invented cops.

XxbubblegumkizxX 8

Thursday 30 June 2011 8:27

o.O thats not creepy...

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BooGhosted 0

Friday 1 July 2011 7:30

Then he gives you an inconspicuous package and calls it a clock but tells you to not open it for at least until he's gone.

coffeegirl16 0

Friday 1 July 2011 10:32

He did get the memo that your his ex right? Btw your date would probably be ruined even if your date were to confront your ex, your ex sounds determined and stalkerish and majorly protective. So if he's willing to be outside your dates house he would probably follow you guys on the date and make rude comments or something.

playmate21 0

Friday 1 July 2011 11:27

shocking

SmittyJA24 26

Friday 1 July 2011 16:04

I'm with # 60 -- learn to STFU, drama queen. That includes NOT putting all of your personal data on Facebook, Twitter, etc....

M1k3y_G 0

Friday 1 July 2011 17:58

Im not taking sides, im sure theres a full stort behind this

SaraSlaughter 0

Friday 1 July 2011 21:07

man that shit blows. you should go over there to get him tho

Britbrat628 0

Friday 1 July 2011 22:31

why is he scary looking

seeunexttuesdays 6

Saturday 2 July 2011 3:32

how does your ex know who asked you out on a date? what a creeper!

JokeMeister 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 5:40

How did your ex know if YOU didn't tell him.

insanemoment 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 6:44

scott pilgrim!!

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Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML

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Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML

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Today, my mom left for a bachelorette party. She forgot a gift, so she called me and made me go into her closet, pick out a sex toy from the "box of gag gifts", and bring it to her. Should I pick anal beads or a cock ring? FML

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