By AdriBAMF - 17/10/2009 17:11 - United States

Today, I got asked to Homecoming by the person I really like. I said yes and I was really excited. But my best friend who has liked me since the 6th grade wasn't. He went and broke my date's jaw. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Yeah...I wouldn't date that best friend. Seems a bit unstable.

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Why thank you. >bows< By the way, I find your comments witty, pithy, and insightful.

RubixMonkey 0

^This. LOL thank you if that was at me. I think you brought up a brilliant point.

RubixMonkey 0

You iz muh ma ****** hero. I gots ta write down dis here epic moment. If we's gots uh book let us page iz "Book o' No Crap." It would be epic. Horniness would cry... fo' uh hundred bones. Ya' dig?

Oh gurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl you gots uh bes' ideas! Our "Book o' No Crap" is gon' be da bes' book in da world, I bet itta be a best selluh, ya dig? We gotsta get on dat real quick, befo' someone goes n steals our ideas, homeskillet! Horniness can kiss our street feminist arses, ain't dat right, homie?

Yes, indeed it was :) I just get really pissed at how guys think that they are entitled to any woman they have feelings for, and act like it's your fault if you don't reciprocate. However, if you give in too easily, then they get bored with you and leave FAST. It's a ridiculously delicate and complicated dance, and I think it's so ironic that the boys are the ones complaining that we aren't straightforward enough. A word of advice to all the nice boys out there: take the example of Mr. pimpin88.. and do the EXACT OPPOSITE. We nice girls will love you.

RubixMonkey 0

I think you are right. I hate when guys come up and act like you want to be talked down too. My ex used to call me "babydoll." I HATE THAT. It is creepy. It was because he started treating me like he wanted exactly that, a baby he could take care of, a blank eyed woman he could dress and pretend with. He would talk over me and tell me my opinions were "cute" and wasn't it sweet I was into woman politics. He was dumped pretty quickly. He also spread horrible rumors about me being a **** who won't give out. What does it take to get to you guys... we aren't ***** if we don't give out, we aren't a tease if we flirt. If a girl plays games she is a tease, but if a guy plays games he is a player, a big dog. I hate people like pimpin' who take a horrible name like a pimp, a guy who sells women into sexual slavery, takes the money and makes his life easier, does drugs, beats up women, and turns them into objects and makes it okay, a lifestyle choice. We are ***** and ****** because we want to live our lives and yet you are cool because you trick women into thinking they matter to you, into thinking someone might like her for who she is... and that is okay?

If you keep a guy who really likes you as a best friend you're selfish. Either date him or don't hang out with him so much, it keeps him in a state of constant hope that you'll see how great HE is and will lead to nothing but a lot of hurt feelings. Especially in the years of school, where emotions are much more insane.

RubixMonkey 0

I would like this explained to me. Guys do the same thing to us. But the comment if this happened in reverse and some girl got into a fight with another girl, she would be a psycho bitch, Infact the girl who threw a brick through the back of a car because her boyfriend cheated was psycho, but this guy is commended? If Op/Andri is asking out other guys then there is a chance she does not wish to date BFF. If this is the case then BFF needs to either leave if he cannot handle it, or he needs to talk to her. It is not the responsibility of Op to make sure the BFF does not like her anymore. She does not have to curb her behavior. We are not responsible for your lust. I am sick of that opinion, that women play all these shitty mind games and because guys don't know how to control their rage lust that we have to become meek little kittens and make sure the guy is okay. I am not saying this is true with all guys, but the opinion that it is the woman's fault that you punched some guy in the jaw, raped her, sexually harassed her, lost your job, can't get a girlfriend, or are sitting at home on Friday is not true. Sure women do as much stupid shit as guys, and sure some women really do lead a guy on... BUT if people continue saying Op is at fault for something she had no control over and is not responsible for, then I am going to scream.

RubixMonkey 0

This is not to say that girls do not do the reverse to guys, but these sexual comments about Op being a **** for "leading" on BFF just make me pissed off. Did you not get the memo, we aren't responsible for your shit smelling. Also, I am not saying all guys rape women or blame women, or hit them. I am just saying blaming the woman for your shit only shows that you shouldn't be in a relationship in the first place.

Who says the OP even knew he liked her? She could have found out AFTER her friend knocked her date's face around. So if a girl really likes a guy as a person, but doesn't have a romantic interest in him, she's a **** and a tease? Obviously she thinks he's great and that's why she's friends with him. No one can help who they do or don't fall in love/lust with. But because she likes him as a friend but nothing more, she has to keep her distance because otherwise she's "leading him on". And because a guy is hormonal in high school, we're supposed to not talk to him unless it's dirty-talk and our legs are in the air? This is the most ridiculous bullshit I've ever heard.

RubixMonkey 0

Street feminism iz like Street Fighter? We could be super heroes. I th'o't we's need ta make uh sight called Book o' No Crap where ho's complain about issues where pimpz iz out o' control jackasses... we's can gots whole chapters on topics like horniness an' pimpin. But anyways, home ho, we's need ta make sure we's copywrite dis here sheeit. We could make millions. Also, we's should make sure nahh one steals our tight ideas. Ya' dig?

Yous gots it, gurl! Super Feminist RubixMonkey and Super Feminist Witchcraft. What our superpowers be? Hellz yeah, it be like da female version of all dose sites wif boyz complainin' abouts their ex-girlfriends n all dat crap. Oh yeahs, pimpin n horniness would definitely need a whole chapter to demselves each, deys needs a lot o' explainin'. Sursly, we needs ta get on dis sheeit. We'da be da hit, biznatch. I dig ya. Dey bes' not steal our tight ideas, if dey know what's bes' fo 'em. Ya hurd me?

Well, you started it! By the way, I heard from my cousin's cousin's step-sister's niece's half-brother's uncle's cousin twice removed that that guy is also ******* your sister! Well if you wouldn't have called me fat than you wouldn't have thought that I called you fat and then we wouldn't have both started crying and OH MY GOD you're right my shoes rock, I can always use some more, let's go. Let's do lunch, too. Your treat this time? Thecoldhardtruth, I might as well address your stupidity and hypocrisy. I'm apparently wasting my time by commenting, but what are you doing? Reading our comments, and bothering to try to get a rise out of us? Erm, no. What you said was not even worth posting. Like DameGreyWulf said, you must have cared for us to read it or else you wouldn't have posted it in the first place. What, you can't take criticism? Is that why you post and run like a coward? Or is it to save yourself from wasting your precious time? We're commenting because we are passionate about this stuff. Deal with it. EDIT: Damn it, this was supposed to be a reply to RubixMonkey's #196, thecoldhardtruth's #199, and DameGreyWulf's #200.

RubixMonkey 0

I am most passionate about your shoes! Also I am having fun so there. But I will say that I don't believe that the Op cares much about what goes on here. If you don't like it why bother commenting. Here I will make a real comment: Op you need to realize that despite him saying he could continue being your friend he obviously could not handle the stress. He has gone insane. I think you need to have a real conversation and let him know where you stand an where he stands in the future. You just need to be blunt about it. If you have told him before and he still surmises that he can continue being your "friend" then you need to call his Bull Shit. You are not responsible for his actions but now that you know you need to do what is best for you.

Thanks, I was hoping you would. I was a bit worried they'd clash with my BRAND NEW DRESS, do you like it?

RubixMonkey 0

I do, it brings out the airhead in your eyes. And your butt looks fabulous. Just no pants, they scare the menz away and make it hard for us to be used. No what would go great with that dress, a blanket with eye holes so you don't tempt men.

OMG thank you, I spend HOURS trying to bring out the airhead! No, of course no pants, why would you even mention something so horrid??? *gasp* You're right! I could even go as a ghost for Halloween!

RubixMonkey 0

OMG I didn't know ****** made ghosts, but wait... we can't be ****** if we don't give out but if we do give out then we are ****** and then.... OMG I am a ***** because I have breasts. If I got sex change surgery maybe... no but then I would have to be an ass who went after females, meaning I would constantly sit in a corner masterbating... gawd this is hard. what do we do? what do we do? don't think... brain frozen... can't think... must not...give...in (I don't think all guys are sexist, just a few on this post.)

OMG Rubix you are confusing me... Am I *****? I want to be a ***** but you're saying that I can't because ****** put out to everyone and now I'm just co confused... Help me, my brain hurts... Don't...want...to be a...guy... Can't...spend...so much time...maturbating... *brain explodes* (Agreed.)

RubixMonkey 0

Anyways dear Op, be careful what you do about this. Don't want you getting hurt.