Miscellaneous: Today, I got asked to Homecoming by the person I really like....

By AdriBAMF - 17/10/2009 17:11 - United States

Today, I got asked to Homecoming by the person I really like. I said yes and I was really excited. But my best friend who has liked me since the 6th grade wasn't. He went and broke my date's jaw. FML

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By geekyteendisaster - 25/09/2018 07:30 - United States - Littleton

Today, my crush finally asked me to homecoming. I told my best friend, thinking she would be happy for me. Now we are in a big argument and she won't talk to me because I have a date and she doesn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 21:18 - Argentina

Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML

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By thisrllysucks - 05/09/2009 14:16 - United States

Today, I was going to ask this girl I love to homecoming. I set up a scavenger hunt, and my friend led her through it. At the end of the scavenger hunt I had a note that said, "Homecoming?" She said yes and hugged my friend. When I told her it was me who was asking, she laughed and said no. FML

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You deserved it 10 658

By Anonymous - 04/10/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, I went to my Homecoming dance. I had a great time until some fat girl kept trying to dance with my date, even though he politely asked her to stop. I decided to intervene. I found myself pinned to the floor by a fat girl crushing on my date, who was cheering her on as she tackled me. FML

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By asshole - 02/10/2009 05:34 - United States

Today, I sat to the right of a girl I really like. I passed her a note asking her to homecoming. She read it, then hurriedly passed it to a hideous girl sitting on her left, who said yes, then hugged me. FML

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You deserved it 12 445

By Charon - 09/10/2009 22:11 - United States

Today, I asked a girl I like to homecoming. I brought her to my house beforehand for dinner with my family. My brother asked her whether we were just friends or dating, she shouted, "Just friends!" and then starts flirting with him with me in the room. FML

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You deserved it 3 853

By fezhafeez - 23/02/2016 19:26 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, the girl I like asked me to take over her shift at the place we both work at. Being nice, I readily took over. Later, I found out she went on a date with my best friend. He knows I like her. FML

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By mariah_1_11 - 06/03/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like. My friends convinced me that he was going to stand me up and that I should just stay home to avoid being hurt. He showed up; I didn't. My friends laughed at my gullible nature. FML

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By KeepOnTruckin' - 18/05/2019 17:50

Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2012 12:12 - United States

Today, the guy I've been madly in love with for ages finally asked me out. I excitedly said yes. I waited a half an hour for him to show up, with another girl and say, "Where's your date?" I was asked to go on a double date, but apparently he forgot to tell me. FML

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Entheatus 13

Saturday 17 October 2009 23:07

Yeah...I wouldn't date that best friend. Seems a bit unstable.

I_Deserved_It 8

Saturday 17 October 2009 23:07

Friend zone can be a bitch, huh?

Comments

RubixMonkey 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 18:09

"Overies!" "Breasts!" "High Heels!" "Leading Guys On!" "No Valuable Opinions!" "Go Girls!" "By yo' powers combined, I be Captain Sexist!" Captain Sexist, he's like Nero Gonna take suffragists down ta zero He's our powers minimized And he sure ain't fighting on our side Captain Sexist, he's like Nero Gonna take suffragists down ta zero Kinda makes you wonder About this bad pimp who like ta loot an' plunder "You'll never understand us Captain Sexist!" We're the Female Race You can be one too 'Cause being undervalued is the thing ta do! Thinking an' complaining is not the way Hear what Captain Sexist has ta say! "Your Power is mine!" WRITTEN BY RUBIXMONKEY

Witchcraft_fml 4

Saturday 24 October 2009 20:27

XD XD XD "We're the Female Race You can be one too 'Cause being undervalued is the thing ta do!" Favorite line ever. We should have a song playing in the background of our website, and it should be this one. O.O

RubixMonkey 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 3:42

I know. I think there might be some people on here (pimpin) going, But that song kicks ass. Its how the bitches out to be.

Witchcraft_fml 4

Sunday 25 October 2009 21:40

Probably. I wonder if Pimpin masturbated to that song?

RubixMonkey 0

Monday 26 October 2009 5:36

I am sure he does, along to the messages left by all his girlfriends.

Witchcraft_fml 4

Tuesday 27 October 2009 19:19

"Oh, Pimpin, you really know how to treat a girl like shit...mmm, yeah, I like it like that baby...Mmm, I love the way you boss me around and treat me like a submissive bitch..."

RubixMonkey 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 22:17

Oh pimpin use those horrible words on me, i like it when you order for me in restaurants. Oh I can't work. Let me get barefoot and pregnant. Oh, let me make you a sammich.

susu_fml 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 6:07

take advice from a girl who's friends are mainly straight guys: BE CAREFUL! tell him that u only see him as a friend, he punched your date because he thought that would win you over somehow. it sucks for your HC date who got punched, but draw the lines of your friendship more clearly next time. as for your 6th grade lover.....i don't suggest being with someone that emotionally unstable.

pizzaflesh177 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 18:44

was the best friend hot?

rachel_parker 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 21:05

Okay, whatever jackass thinks all girls are this and that, just shut up. You don't know what you think you know, so just shut up. I like talking, shopping, video games, chilling, and hot wings. And yeah, I like guys. I have several guy best friends that I've never felt anything for, and I'm not a boyish person. You make me sick, the way you're so ignorant.