Love: Today, I got back from a romantic vacation at a fancy hotel with...

By Stranded - 17/07/2009 07:58 - United States

Today, I got back from a romantic vacation at a fancy hotel with my boyfriend of 6 months. After a steamy love session, I confessed that I was in love with him. Later, when I got out of the shower, all his stuff was gone and I was stuck with the entire week's hotel cost and no ride home. FML

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Same thing different taste

By kenz - 06/12/2010 08:18 - United States

Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML

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By pabj208 - 22/12/2015 16:53 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me during what was supposed to be a romantic getaway at a remote log cabin. FML

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Your love is cancelled

By Anonymous - 05/04/2023 16:00 - United States

Today, and for the past few weeks, I've been dating a new guy. Things were going well, we had planned a romantic weekend getaway, but when we got to the hotel, we found out that our reservation had been cancelled. The hotel was fully booked, and we had to spend the night in separate rooms at a sketchy motel. FML

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Sneaky sneaky...

By Snowflakepandi - 01/09/2017 13:00

Today, while on vacation, I found out that my boyfriend moved out. He had claimed that he couldn't come with me because his boss messed up his time off request, and for the last two days he said he'd been "cleaning". FML

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Caught in 4K

By Nothing Special - 23/12/2015 06:54 - United States - Hixson

Today, it's been a week since I flew down to stay with my long-distance boyfriend. We went on long walks on the shore, under the stars, and had an unforgettable picnic viewing the sunset. I just now received a message of screenshots displaying him attempting to hook up with another girl. FML

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By anon - 20/08/2012 05:00 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my boyfriend got a hotel room with a jacuzzi, drinks, and tickets to Six Flags for my birthday. He is currently passed out drunk on the other side of the bed, cursing me out in his sleep. FML

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By Elena - 07/07/2011 23:56 - United States

Today, after having worked two jobs for months to save up for a big vacation, I came home to find my hard-earned money replaced by my boyfriend's brand new motorcycle. FML

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By wherefelix - 03/07/2009 08:01 - United States

Today, I woke up early, showered, dressed, and made the 40 minute drive to work, only to discover when I arrived that today was my day off. When I got home my live in boyfriend was gone. I called and he told me he was at the beach, right near my work. FML

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By nude - 15/01/2010 00:43 - United States

Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML

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Treat yourself

By Anonymous - 10/10/2018 15:30

Today, my fiancée bought me a luxury getaway to the Maldives, complete with a five-star hotel and first-class plane tickets. Too bad she used my credit card, with all the money I was saving for our wedding. FML

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BlueBery 0

Friday 17 July 2009 16:15

dude find him and kick his ass!!

Maniacfive 0

Friday 17 July 2009 16:16

I dont even know where to begin. FYL for sure. Find a better guy! After you've found this one and beat his ass.

Comments

NELU_fml 0

Monday 20 July 2009 6:49

Don't have sex till ur married!

winemysavior 4

Wednesday 22 July 2009 1:12

haha its you again!

spawn_of_satan 0

Monday 20 July 2009 16:09

=O WHAT A JERK !

jennee123 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 17:16

doesnt even make sense!! why would he take you to a fancy hotel for this great vacation if he didnt at least care about you!!!

PenNameHere 0

Monday 17 August 2009 9:50

doesn't make sense. he left you without a ride and stuck you with the bill AFTER the trip. don't you normally pay at the hotel. fake.

onionboy 0

Friday 21 August 2009 23:44

I love it when kids decide to make up big people stories

toxic_fire 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 12:49

Thats Sucks

breezybree 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 1:50

damn you got played sooooo bad

tagedawg 0

Thursday 6 May 2010 7:06

one night stand is one thing. but this is just being a dick

ivygirl 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 6:05

ahwwwe:(

NateFoust 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 22:44

awwww that sucks egg him now!!!!!!! jk but really Ik how u feel happened to me but differently girl left and I told her to be with me forever she slaped me and told me to leave fml