Love: Today, I got back from a romantic vacation at a fancy hotel with...

By Stranded - 17/07/2009 07:58 - United States

Today, I got back from a romantic vacation at a fancy hotel with my boyfriend of 6 months. After a steamy love session, I confessed that I was in love with him. Later, when I got out of the shower, all his stuff was gone and I was stuck with the entire week's hotel cost and no ride home. FML

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By kenz - 06/12/2010 08:18 - United States

Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML

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By pabj208 - 22/12/2015 16:53 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me during what was supposed to be a romantic getaway at a remote log cabin. FML

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Your love is cancelled

By Anonymous - 05/04/2023 16:00 - United States

Today, and for the past few weeks, I've been dating a new guy. Things were going well, we had planned a romantic weekend getaway, but when we got to the hotel, we found out that our reservation had been cancelled. The hotel was fully booked, and we had to spend the night in separate rooms at a sketchy motel. FML

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Sneaky sneaky...

By Snowflakepandi - 01/09/2017 13:00

Today, while on vacation, I found out that my boyfriend moved out. He had claimed that he couldn't come with me because his boss messed up his time off request, and for the last two days he said he'd been "cleaning". FML

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Caught in 4K

By Nothing Special - 23/12/2015 06:54 - United States - Hixson

Today, it's been a week since I flew down to stay with my long-distance boyfriend. We went on long walks on the shore, under the stars, and had an unforgettable picnic viewing the sunset. I just now received a message of screenshots displaying him attempting to hook up with another girl. FML

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By anon - 20/08/2012 05:00 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my boyfriend got a hotel room with a jacuzzi, drinks, and tickets to Six Flags for my birthday. He is currently passed out drunk on the other side of the bed, cursing me out in his sleep. FML

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By Elena - 07/07/2011 23:56 - United States

Today, after having worked two jobs for months to save up for a big vacation, I came home to find my hard-earned money replaced by my boyfriend's brand new motorcycle. FML

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By wherefelix - 03/07/2009 08:01 - United States

Today, I woke up early, showered, dressed, and made the 40 minute drive to work, only to discover when I arrived that today was my day off. When I got home my live in boyfriend was gone. I called and he told me he was at the beach, right near my work. FML

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By nude - 15/01/2010 00:43 - United States

Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML

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Treat yourself

By Anonymous - 10/10/2018 15:30

Today, my fiancée bought me a luxury getaway to the Maldives, complete with a five-star hotel and first-class plane tickets. Too bad she used my credit card, with all the money I was saving for our wedding. FML

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BlueBery 0

Friday 17 July 2009 16:15

dude find him and kick his ass!!

Maniacfive 0

Friday 17 July 2009 16:16

I dont even know where to begin. FYL for sure. Find a better guy! After you've found this one and beat his ass.

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photofool 0

Friday 17 July 2009 19:23

i dont want to rile up all the equal rights equal society advocates, but my mom always taught me never to say "i love you" first. It's worked for me so far!

malcolm1919 0

Friday 17 July 2009 19:27

Was his name barney stinson

livingdeath 0

Friday 17 July 2009 19:37

What a dumbass fucktard manboy, he turned down a week of love AND left you cold? What the **** is wrong with him.

Ppixer 0

Friday 17 July 2009 19:46

Stab him in the face tbh. Then finish him off and sell his organs to cover the holiday expenses.

isantorin 0

Friday 17 July 2009 20:21

wait, you confessed to YOUR BOYFRIEND you loved him. ...sorry what was going on before?

sarharbar 0

Friday 17 July 2009 20:40

You need to post this douchebag's Facebook profile or phone number or something!

TheGerman 0

Friday 17 July 2009 20:48

what a prick go hit his ass with a car!

martymcfly12 0

Friday 17 July 2009 20:52

all these comments make me laugh

dcstream 0

Friday 17 July 2009 21:04

I don't know why, but I have this sinking feeling that he wasn't her boyfriend, and she couldn't figure out she was a booty call. Also, YDI for building a hotel in your kitchen.

cosmolatte 3

Friday 17 July 2009 21:21

wth dude? a hotel in your kitchen???!!!!

kevinLovesToJudg 0

Friday 17 July 2009 21:05

Way to jump to conclusions, OP. Maybe the dude is just hiding under the bed. Did you yell "Marko?" in the hotel room? Poor guy is probably still waiting 4 you there! GO BACK!