Intimacy: Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend...

By Now Single - 03/04/2011 08:06 - Reserved

Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2019 18:00

Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By Darkness162000 - 08/01/2010 00:21 - France

Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2017 07:00 - United States - Carlisle

Today, I came home early from work and found my brother in my bed with a girl I've never met. Apparently he's been using my house to hook up with girls while I'm gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 21:00 - Hungary - Szeged

Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML

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By klifestyle2012 - 12/11/2017 19:00

Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML

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By kikuhime - 17/01/2021 02:01

Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML

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By Phoellie - 28/08/2009 11:43 - United Kingdom

Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2019 22:00 - Australia - Brighton

Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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suri23 11

Sunday 3 April 2011 16:10

Yikes! Bet you never saw THAT coming! FYL indeed!

crazedguy 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 16:11

did you join in?

Comments

Sticxz 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 21:00

my eyes went from this -_- to O.O. then favourited this

KagamineLen_fml 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 21:04

pix or it didn't happen :l

bigboston 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 21:08

that is disturbing

filipino_dude 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 21:25

aww tht sux to the max FYL

mackman1616 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 21:26

y do I bet alot of gay guys said u deserved it cuz I know I said it. lol

irritatedone 5

Saturday 11 June 2011 15:45

First off Mackman you are hot. Second I would like to have climbed in the sack with a couple of my sisters ex-boyfriends.

ohdearitsme 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 21:28

nothing beats a warm welcome home with the loved ones all in one place.. xD fyl

chaziztheman 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 21:35

wow

darksidehascooki_fml 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 21:36

wow and I'm sorry

13unlucky 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 21:42

gay!!!!

slam2316 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 21:48

hot

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