Intimacy: Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend...

By Now Single - 03/04/2011 08:06 - Reserved

Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2019 18:00

Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By Darkness162000 - 08/01/2010 00:21 - France

Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2017 07:00 - United States - Carlisle

Today, I came home early from work and found my brother in my bed with a girl I've never met. Apparently he's been using my house to hook up with girls while I'm gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 21:00 - Hungary - Szeged

Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML

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Classy.

By klifestyle2012 - 12/11/2017 19:00

Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML

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By kikuhime - 17/01/2021 02:01

Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML

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By Phoellie - 28/08/2009 11:43 - United Kingdom

Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2019 22:00 - Australia - Brighton

Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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suri23 11

Sunday 3 April 2011 16:10

Yikes! Bet you never saw THAT coming! FYL indeed!

crazedguy 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 16:11

did you join in?

Comments

hermioneguerin 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 6:18

yum =]

thebitnitz 5

Thursday 14 April 2011 17:17

okay, are you a girl? and were they...naked?

thebitnitz 5

Thursday 14 April 2011 17:17

okay, are you a girl? and were they...naked?

carlz717 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 7:35

OMG THATS SO HORRIBLE. ewwwwww

Monii_Harlz 11

Sunday 17 April 2011 13:29

ORGIE!! Ahaha xD jks agreed FYL... I guess it's there way of "coming out of the closet"

OhhDamnnnnn 3

Tuesday 19 April 2011 9:40

hahahaha!

OhMeinGottYaoi 1

Wednesday 20 April 2011 18:56

You lucky bastard.

andradepz 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 20:15

that's so fckn gay

rezakez 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 8:39

that is definitely screwed up FYL

gxkon 5

Friday 22 April 2011 7:35

that sux to have your brother steal your man

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