Intimacy: Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend... - FML

By Now Single - 03/04/2011 08:06 - Reserved

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Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2019 18:00

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Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

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Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By Darkness162000 - 08/01/2010 00:21 - France

Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2017 07:00 - United States - Carlisle

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Today, I came home early from work and found my brother in my bed with a girl I've never met. Apparently he's been using my house to hook up with girls while I'm gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 21:00 - Hungary - Szeged

Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML

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Classy.

By klifestyle2012 - 12/11/2017 19:00

Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML

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By kikuhime - 17/01/2021 02:01

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Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML

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By Phoellie - 28/08/2009 11:43 - United Kingdom

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Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2019 22:00 - Australia - Brighton

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Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

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Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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Top comments

suri23 11

Sunday 3 April 2011 16:10

Yikes! Bet you never saw THAT coming! FYL indeed!

crazedguy 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 16:11

did you join in?

Comments

theburtonbullet 5

Friday 23 March 2012 14:37

:O

Edgre_Rowe 3

Tuesday 10 April 2012 12:10

Well you know what they say: When the "cats" away your boyfriend and brother will end up tasting eachothers coc*meat sandwiches! ...or something like that...

YoSoyNicole_ 0

Sunday 13 May 2012 22:06

That Suckss , Bet you Didn't See That Comin , Huh ?

SexyDrPepper 2

Sunday 27 May 2012 7:17

Here's a haiku for you: WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH THAT IS SUPER CREEPY DUDE DUMP HIS ****** ASS

egmvu 4

Friday 1 June 2012 19:42

I love your username! Now single... I bet

onlyin_urdreamz 5

Tuesday 19 June 2012 3:39

Yea FYL haha but thats HILARIOUS!!!

biker1098 5

Saturday 11 August 2012 2:17

Damnnn that suckss

mews2 4

Thursday 20 September 2012 5:29

How do we know your not a guy?

junosbabyy 2

Thursday 4 October 2012 18:33

Damn. Sorry :(

gators1995 30

Saturday 18 May 2013 4:46

That is utterly disgusting.

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