Miscellaneous: Today, I got caught stealing lollies. I am 25. FML

By Timmy - 26/01/2009 13:28 - France

Today, I got caught stealing lollies. I am 25. FML

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By ahhahaha - 12/08/2009 03:07 - United States

Today, I had to go to the police station to pick up my 42 year-old dad. Why? He was caught stealing candy. FML

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By bad karma - 21/11/2011 14:34 - United States

Today, I was so hungry that I literally stole candy from a baby. FML

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By PoorGal - 19/10/2015 18:04 - United States - New Orleans

Today, my financial situation is so dire that I tried to steal toilet paper from work. I got caught. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2018 19:00

Today, because I left my wallet at home, I got arrested for "underage smoking." I'm 32 years old. FML

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By nocat6 - 15/09/2014 03:07 - United States - Northville

Today, I caught a customer using his fat to shoplift gum out of a store. FML

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By Emil - 20/11/2011 21:42 - United States

Today, I was caught stealing a video game. I realized after my parents were called that the case was actually empty. FML

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By oldschool - 23/01/2010 02:10 - United States

Today, I was picking up my little sister from school and while waiting I decided to have a smoke. I was caught and was told to go to the principal's office. I'm 23. FML

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By idiotson - 11/06/2014 00:39 - United States - Rocky Point

Today, I had to go to the police station after my son got arrested for shoplifting 15 packs of gum. He got away with it at first, but got busted when he tried to return it all because he "didn't like the flavor". FML

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By SilverAuthor - 29/07/2016 22:53 - United States - Detroit

Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML

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By disappointment son - 19/05/2017 12:00

Today, I caught and kicked a shoplifter out of my store. The shoplifter was my mom. FML

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CZWolf 0

Friday 6 February 2009 22:22

oh shit. we're talking about lollipops!!!!

liljon3 0

Monday 30 March 2009 5:29

your 25 and can't afford lollipops?

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BeastieKnights 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 8:46

What's so strange about a 25 yr-old guy holding a lollipop?

happyhak 5

Tuesday 8 December 2009 15:19

Lol, eat them before you leave! But this was still sooooo funny! :)

brainiac94 0

Friday 7 May 2010 0:10

ur never too old for a lolli

MexRomeo 0

Friday 14 May 2010 15:01

ur never to old to find out how many licks it takes to reach the center of a lolli!!!!!!

gatorsown 2

Monday 14 June 2010 4:56

lollies are actually like 2 cents

chicachica777 0

Friday 9 July 2010 6:40

y would u steel them at 25?! they cost 25 cent.... not that much

SeeSea 11

Thursday 8 March 2012 9:53

it's (steal*) sweetie :) and I agree..not costly at ALL and to be 25 AND getting caught...smh

Gorsbug823 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 6:13

ydi for saying lollies

AAD___DSC 0

Monday 26 July 2010 23:53

I thought he meant he stole them from little kids too!

Brittney_E 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 14:28

lmao. thats funny, lollies

srah055336 0

Friday 6 August 2010 21:09

really, lollies? are u so poor u can't pay for a 15 cent lollie pop?

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