Animals: Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor....

By Nekro_Kat - 10/08/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML

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Cat Burglar!

By Aimee Lutz - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, I found my lost cat. As I was hooking it up to a leash to get it in my car, a man approached and asked what I was doing. His kids alerted him that there was a woman stealing their cat from their front lawn. It was not my cat. FML

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Nice try, Janet

By Anonymous - 06/04/2014 19:37

Today, I witnessed my psycho neighbor put her cat in a cage, cross into my backyard, and set the cage down before returning to her house. She then called the cops and claimed I'd stolen her cat. The cops didn't believe my side of the story for a second. FML

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By awesome - 21/09/2010 04:49 - United States

Today, I ran over my neighbors' cat. I didn't want it to look like I killed it, so I put it under my other neighbor's car so it would look like they ran over it. The cat's owners were watching me. FML

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By Sam - 15/11/2024 20:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, my cat somehow managed to lock me out of my apartment by jumping on the doorknob while I was taking the trash out. I had to call a locksmith, and now it's like my cat won't even come near at me, like I betrayed him for allowing a stranger into our home. FML

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By disappointment son - 19/05/2017 12:00

Today, I caught and kicked a shoplifter out of my store. The shoplifter was my mom. FML

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By Fought The Law - 29/10/2011 04:51 - United States

Today, my elderly neighbor called the police because my cat was in her yard. I now have a citation and a court date. Apparently, there is a leash law for cats in my town, and it is taken very seriously. FML

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By The_Waffle - 14/05/2016 17:17 - United States - Cleveland

Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML

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By kittynapper - 17/07/2014 23:32 - United States - Denver

Today, I found out that my cat, that I've had for 3 years, is actually my neighbor's missing cat. FML

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By oneiPodlighter - 10/10/2013 03:03 - United States - Conshohocken

Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. FML

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By englishtrio - 18/04/2009 06:45 - United States

Today, after finally giving up on the search for my lost dog, I realized that my neighbors had found her and are convinced that she was a stray. They won't give her up and are now mad at me for trying to take my own dog back. FML

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Wednesday 10 August 2011 8:54

If it's your cat how is it stealing?

Jvr91 8

Wednesday 10 August 2011 8:53

Shit got real

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ariannaimelda 7

Wednesday 10 August 2011 8:56

Everybody wants that pussy...cat ;)

cowsgomooatyou 8

Wednesday 10 August 2011 10:10

Oh god... Your photo cracks me up :')

bizarre_ftw 21

Wednesday 10 August 2011 10:57

It may crack you up but I've seen it before and the other night it popped up in my dream to my great disappointment

loveexgirl 15

Wednesday 10 August 2011 8:56

Well good! It was your cat!

Blueglasscup 18

Wednesday 10 August 2011 8:58

I'm sorry but I laughed so hard at this fml.

gan4sula 2

Wednesday 10 August 2011 8:59

Do it like nothing happened

summerhot_fml 2

Wednesday 10 August 2011 9:00

way to not use your ninja skills! ugh way to go!

Mipz 2

Wednesday 10 August 2011 16:34

Ninja cat is stalking you. Oh, sorry, I mean "being stolen from you"

LegalyWhite 7

Wednesday 10 August 2011 9:01

Well at least you cared to get it back :D

kings1fan 6

Wednesday 10 August 2011 10:53

Celtics suck!

DCFan 9

Wednesday 10 August 2011 10:58

Kings suck

BOOSCAREDU 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 13:52

Bird poo sucks! ...sorry I felt left out.

bizarre_ftw 21

Thursday 11 August 2011 2:39

Holy hell I love your pic!!! That's one of my favorite DMPs!!!

Majstr 23

Wednesday 10 August 2011 9:02

You should scream at them for trying to steal your cat at the first place.

DavLynn 4

Wednesday 10 August 2011 9:03

what can the neighbor say?? just demand you to give them back your cat?

1958x 6

Wednesday 10 August 2011 9:03

Why does your neighbor have your cat? I think there's more to this story.

andy_l 14

Wednesday 10 August 2011 9:04

What a cat-astrophe!

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Same thing different taste

Cat Burglar!

Nice try, Janet

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