Animals: Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor.... - FML

By Nekro_Kat - 10/08/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML

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Today, I found my lost cat. As I was hooking it up to a leash to get it in my car, a man approached and asked what I was doing. His kids alerted him that there was a woman stealing their cat from their front lawn. It was not my cat. FML

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By Fought The Law - 29/10/2011 04:51 - United States

Today, my elderly neighbor called the police because my cat was in her yard. I now have a citation and a court date. Apparently, there is a leash law for cats in my town, and it is taken very seriously. FML

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By The_Waffle - 14/05/2016 17:17 - United States - Cleveland

Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML

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By kittynapper - 17/07/2014 23:32 - United States - Denver

Today, I found out that my cat, that I've had for 3 years, is actually my neighbor's missing cat. FML

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By oneiPodlighter - 10/10/2013 03:03 - United States - Conshohocken

Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. FML

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By englishtrio - 18/04/2009 06:45 - United States

Today, after finally giving up on the search for my lost dog, I realized that my neighbors had found her and are convinced that she was a stray. They won't give her up and are now mad at me for trying to take my own dog back. FML

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Top comments

Nikki_ASW 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 8:54

If it's your cat how is it stealing?

Jvr91 8

Wednesday 10 August 2011 8:53

Shit got real

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J_Shorty_17 6

Wednesday 10 August 2011 14:44

microchip your cat next time :) or have a collar and id tag, maybe no one would think it's homeless.FYL

birds_fml 7

Wednesday 10 August 2011 14:47

If you didn't let your cat wander all over the damn neighborhood, maybe your neighbors wouldn't have taken in that poor stray that keeps coming to their door and crying.

Nekro_kat 1

Thursday 18 August 2011 6:44

Ass hole.

hillary6 15

Wednesday 10 August 2011 15:10

Did you get your pussy back?

sparxva 12

Wednesday 10 August 2011 15:11

If it was your cat then it wasn't stealing. But if you entered your neighbor's house then it was probably trespassing.

pfx2_fml 15

Wednesday 10 August 2011 16:13

You shoulda went in guns blazing

pfx2_fml 15

Wednesday 10 August 2011 16:18

You shoulda went in guns blazing

jerico616 14

Wednesday 10 August 2011 18:22

Cats suck and they just aren't worth it!

Calyx_fml 21

Wednesday 10 August 2011 19:15

YDI. Cats don't belong to anyone, no matter how much you paid for them. They choose to stay with you until they choose to stay with someone else. They aren't loyal like dogs.

dewlover33 3

Thursday 11 August 2011 1:07

Sounds like spongebob.

plopyer10 8

Thursday 11 August 2011 1:22

Snurf

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