By Chester (Seattle) - 09/09/2010 02:15 - United States

Today, I got circumcised. After the surgery, my girlfriend got drunk and texted all of her friends about it. FML
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AssMole 0

nicee. but who the balls gets circumsized as an adult? that's wierd.

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starile 19

Circumcised guys ********** just fine, thank you.

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dibbledipps 0

Ydi for getting an unnecessary surgery. Unless it was necessary, but I highly doubt that.

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Spastastic 6

Wow, practically no one has suggested the possibility that he was converting to Judaism or Islam...

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wtfed 0

Agreed with 155 you do NOT chop a part of your dick unless it'll save your life... you don't. but atleast you chose it... unlike the millions of babies who are mutilated with the consent of their parents. BLAAARRRGHHH!! ******.. UP!!!!

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ifyouseekamy666 0

151 y r u telling ppl that!! now they're gonna kill us!!!!

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AlexisDreamer 0

No reason to cut! Be proud to have a little extra to feel, I feel bad for the decision but still YDI.

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LOLSWAT 0

68 what do u mean we take all the good stuff? men dont have ****, we dont have two types of orgasms and we certainly have a refractory period. what part of that is good?

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WTFreversed 5

how old are you? Don't like the you get circumcision when your a baby? unless your changing for your girl

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moonmask 0

Has anyone else noticed that his gender is "Seattle"?

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