By Chester (Seattle) - 09/09/2010 02:15 - United States

Today, I got circumcised. After the surgery, my girlfriend got drunk and texted all of her friends about it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 952
You deserved it 5 821
Christmas: Snowy Joys and Blunders
Enjoy Christmas stories where unexpected gifts and family reunions create lasting memories... and fun! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

AssMole 0

nicee. but who the balls gets circumsized as an adult? that's wierd.

48 5
starile 19

Circumcised guys ********** just fine, thank you.

44 12

Comments

misshyper7991 7

circumcision is healthier and more attractive. :) dude, u did the right thing and I'm sorry ur gf is a stupid idiot. :

1 7
cocobarracuda_fml 0

It's funnier than anything else. I'm surprised so many people seem to be like shocked by the girlfriend, because she told people about the circumcision, and so ? Is it because circumcision is something intimate ? Well when it's about sex life people think it's ok to talk about that, but not when it's something as intimate as... a circumcision ? Is it because it's concerning male integrity ? xD Anyway ! She was drunk, and drunk people often do indelicate things. But what she did isn't so serious, even if I agree your life suck (a little).

0 1
Chocolate_Chunk 2

read the comments again, nobody gives two ***** about the girlfriend. his penis is way more important

1 0
stlphil 0

Who cares that her friends know. I had that done 37 years ago.

0 1
lindsayr425 0

243, only 30% of newborn boys in the U.S. in 2009 were circumcised after birth, because many more parents are now educated in the fact that there is absolutely zero reason to circumcise newborn babies. girls have the same folds and tucks of "gross" skin that can harbor infections, but we treat them with antibiotics, not surgery!

8 1
Freeze_fml 16

Um, it would seem wise to go ahead and get rid of it if it can harbor infections.

0 0
Chocolate_Chunk 2

So, Freeze, why not get rid off of arms and legs? you can have an infection there, too

3 0
Freeze_fml 16

They are definitely more vital to a person than an extra patch of skin.

0 2
ThePiegonMonkey 4

I guess you could say your girlfriends not a cut above the rest.

1 0
FriskyCoconut 0

lol at sillybabees picture, i saw that on a funny pics app, the csption was "pony tails, because we like something to hold onto"

0 1
KarylD 0

And you just had to announce it to the whole interweb. good job

0 0
dollface19 0

Okay, circumcision has officially been deemed NOT medically necessary by the american association of pediatrics, and really isn't any cleaner or more likely to get infected than an uncircumcised penis...because of this, only 33% of american baby boys were done last year, since insurance companies will no longer cover it. Keep it clean and you're fine. Geeze.

5 1