Miscellaneous: Today, I got dragged to dinner with my grandparents. It was awful...

By Anonymous - 12/10/2013 16:17 - United Kingdom - Uddingston

Today, I got dragged to dinner with my grandparents. It was awful from the start, but things took a turn for the worse when my grandpa went to give me a kiss on the cheek as we left. I could clearly see lice crawling around in his beard, and I couldn't stop it from touching my face. FML

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By wtf - 10/01/2014 16:47 - United States - Delmar

Today, my grandpa took my face in both hands, kissed me on the lips, said "Now you can tell all your friends you've had your first kiss," and walked out of the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2009 01:41 - United States

Today, I took my grandma to the hospital to visit her estranged husband who she hasn't seen in years. After a thoroughly disasterous visit, we're waiting in the carpark and my gran strokes my face and tells me I have a lot of facial hair. I thought she was going to thank me. And I'm a girl. FML

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By benjavel71 - 10/01/2017 11:13 - United States - Prairie Grove

Today, I thought about going to visit an old girlfriend of mine with hopes of getting a little head. Unfortunately, I didn't know it would be head lice I'd get. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2013 17:06 - Ireland - Donegal

Today, my grandparents came over for a family dinner. I'm somewhat overweight, and my grandma kept making sound effects in time with me doing pretty much anything. When I complained to my dad after she made a long farting sound as I sat down, he told me to suck it up. FML

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By eww. - 22/03/2013 05:28 - Australia

Today, I kissed my gorgeous new boyfriend for the first time. I ran my hands through his hair; a multitude of dandruff rained out and five lice crawled onto my hand. FML

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By lvegadelgado_6 - 10/08/2015 14:32 - United States - Deerfield

Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2011 22:06 - United States

Today, I went to my dad and new stepmom's house for the week. Upon arrival, I was handed mouthwash, deodorant, and lice shampoo. The guest bed I was told I'd be sleeping in was fitted with a plastic mattress cover. I don't have lice and I don't wet the bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2019 18:01

Today, I got a haircut. During dinner, my grandmother complained about it, and said I looked terrible. I've had the exact same haircut for years. FML

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By Sara - 03/05/2016 16:52 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend and I went to visit his grandparents. Everything went well, until his grandmother approached me and asked me if I wanted to try some of her old bras. I didn't want to be rude, so I went with her. Most awkward moment of my life. FML

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By sarahmaxine - 09/05/2015 04:10 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my girlfriend came over to meet my parents. Everything was going fine until she said she owned a dog. My mom then immediately attempted to check her scalp for lice. FML

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Sunday 13 October 2013 2:08

Lice to see you too

Dark__Angel66 24

Sunday 13 October 2013 2:09

Well, time to invest in some lice-be-gone shampoo.

Comments

cappellaaa 23

Sunday 13 October 2013 5:11

this is hands down the most disgusting thing I have ever read

snowgr5 6

Sunday 13 October 2013 5:16

You soooo deserve it. Without your grandparents you wouldn't be here. The very least you can do is ensure that they are being taken care of as they get older and can no longer take care of themselves.

69patches69 10

Sunday 13 October 2013 5:29

Our elderly need taken care of too... You need to help your grandfather not make fun of him on FML.... Shakes head sadly.

kumarina 35

Sunday 13 October 2013 5:30

Is ok to tell him about it, soon and with some touch

DoctorBurn 8

Sunday 13 October 2013 6:47

At least you know what to get him for his birthday

yeongji 31

Sunday 13 October 2013 7:11

I hope you told him about it.

hollywoodt1ts 15

Sunday 13 October 2013 8:01

Grandpa needs a bath

codrev26 2

Sunday 13 October 2013 8:21

as i have had many years in the healthcare field lice don't live in beard hair it is to course and dry so you might have seen bugs but they weren't lice