Miscellaneous: Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know,...

By SDCore - 12/02/2015 00:40 - United States - Glenview

Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML

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By banana12321 - 02/04/2015 04:40 - United States - Fresno

Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML

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By Werner - 02/03/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, I came home after a party to my parents, who confronted me. They said that my phone had made a pocket call to them and they heard a good half hour of people talking about drugs and alcohol. I confessed at that point. I checked my phone after. I hadn't called them in 3 days. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2009 14:55 - United States

Today, I snuck out of my house in the middle of the night. I ran into my dad carrying wine into another house. I didn't assume he was cheating until he saw me and said, "I won't tell if you don't tell, please don't tell your mother." FML

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By TheOtherWoman - 20/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, the guy I've been sleeping with for the last three weeks got really drunk. I drove him home from the party and took care of him. At 2am he asked for the phone. When I asked what for, he said he wanted to drunk dial his girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 12 794

By ApparentDrugAddict - 08/08/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, at dinner, I accidentally let it slip that I'd taken a small sip of alcohol a few years ago and hated it. My extremely strict parents are now trying to get me into rehab. FML

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By MC - 15/08/2011 02:51 - Canada

Today, I was so drunk that I gave my mom's number instead of mine to the really cute guy I met at the bar. FML

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By Michelle - 15/08/2011 08:15 - United States

Today, my parents heard me leaving my room at 2 am, and freaked out because they thought I was sneaking out. I was too embarrassed to tell them that I was getting food instead of having a social life. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2019 00:01

Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

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By srs - 11/08/2018 20:30

Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home drunk from a party last night. They said I couldn't hang out with my best friend anymore as he's a "bad influence". He was the only one sober in our group and drove me home safely. FML

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By sober - 12/02/2009 02:09 - United States

Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML

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Exodiafinder687 58

Thursday 12 February 2015 14:29

What a brilliant plan. It's fool proof. Now you just have to bribe your parents and make sure they don't tell themselves or else you could be in a lot of trouble. Of course, you could also 'dispose' of them, but then how will you explain that when your parents start asking why they don't see themselves around anymore?

ajilon7 17

Thursday 12 February 2015 14:21

What did your parents say to that???

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cyna_g 18

Thursday 12 February 2015 15:04

Did it work??

callmeanything 15

Thursday 12 February 2015 15:06

Lol, what did they tell you?

Christine_Junmin 17

Thursday 12 February 2015 17:29

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spookyboy 20

Thursday 12 February 2015 15:08

Wait until your parents hear about this one

HaonSnevets 12

Thursday 12 February 2015 15:19

I've never been so drunk that I can't make simple decisions. No matter how drunk I am, I never make ridiculous choices. Why are there so many FMLs like this? YDI op

AmIReallyRenee 20

Tuesday 22 September 2015 4:34

then you don't hardcore party, the best part of being drunk is letting go and laughing back at the memories. (laaaame)

chrishaaansen 13

Thursday 12 February 2015 15:20

idiot

bab3ruthl3ss 16

Thursday 12 February 2015 15:28

... I honestly don't know what reaction you expected from the FML community for that one. Did you think people would feel bad for you after that monumentally stupid gaffe?