Love: Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend at her mom's birthday party,...

By Marlon - 11/12/2010 08:18 - United States

Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend at her mom's birthday party, in front of her whole family. They even got it on video. FML

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You deserved it 3 941

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By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 3 067

By kukadaman - 15/03/2010 06:19 - United States

Today, I came home to hear my girlfriend break up with me, over the answering machine, with my entire family in the room. FML

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You deserved it 2 390

By Anonymous - 13/05/2015 17:20 - Canada - Qu?bec

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML

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You deserved it 2 774

By brycepetrillo - 07/09/2013 16:08 - United States - New Port Richey

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML

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You deserved it 3 974

By Brad - 08/03/2009 05:33 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML

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You deserved it 7 535

By Jae_Hellyun - 08/01/2014 04:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend sent me a link to a Vine video in which she dumped me. FML

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You deserved it 4 347

By Anonymous - 02/12/2010 21:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML

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You deserved it 2 880

Bye bye love

By Anonymous - 05/03/2021 11:01

Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend. Apparently, it's my fault because I act like I don't care… and guess what? She's posting little embarrassing details about me on her Facebook wall. FML

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You deserved it 191

By TanjinaRubbaiyat - 15/01/2010 08:49 - Bangladesh

Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 013

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2021 02:01

Today, my sister got in a screaming argument with my girlfriend, who then dumped me. My whole family started celebrating. Apparently, they staged the argument to get rid of her because no one liked her, and I should be grateful they did me such a big favor. FML

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You deserved it 211

perdix 29

Saturday 11 December 2010 20:59

I envision her putting on an outrageous Donald Trump wig, looking straight into the camera and saying, "You're fired." Is that how it happened?

Doortje 29

Saturday 11 December 2010 21:03

Yay, now you can relive it every day :D

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zombieglamour_fml 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 22:35

This kinda reminds me of Eurotrip! FIONAAA!

AeryFairy 10

Sunday 12 December 2010 0:19

This was gonna be my exact comment.

DethbyFML 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 0:00

if see went down on you tell her next boyfriend what it was like and that she likes anal. get embarrassed, ruin a rep

Consolata 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 0:26

makes for a good family/comedy movie

BQ2006 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 2:01

Consider it the best Xmas gift ever. That now you're not dating a bitch!

Mrmike1 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 2:46

Dude I'm so sorry.thats shady. I hope she want your ride home

allyamahzing 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 3:17

o_0 thats terriblee .. i sowwyy

ambowew 7

Sunday 12 December 2010 3:33

This reminds me of Eurotrip. Would have been one entertaining video. FYL, though.

alaskankid907 9

Sunday 12 December 2010 3:56

hi to the people who read this far down

some_shit 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 4:37

Could have been worse... It could have been UR moms party. at least u never have to see any of them again.

wafflesgirl24 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 4:50

you bastard :/

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Same thing different taste

Bye bye love

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