Miscellaneous: Today, I got fed up with the amount of hair on my feet, so I...

By Anonymous - 22/12/2009 01:30 - Canada

Today, I got fed up with the amount of hair on my feet, so I went to get my foot hair waxed off. When I removed my socks, the waxer laughed the amount of foot hair. I'm a 18 year old female and it appears I have feet that were last seen on Big Foot. FML

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By fet - 23/08/2012 14:30 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I had to shave my feet in order to wear ballet flats. I'm not a hobbit. FML

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By SalonGirl - 10/03/2009 11:55 - United States

Today, I was at work and a very obese woman came in to get a pedicure. When she took her shoes off I noticed an odd black substance on her feet. I started scrubbing it off and wondered out loud, "What IS this stuff??" As a chunk of it fell onto my lip, she replied, "Girl, that's just the fungus." FML

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By peepeepants - 18/08/2009 12:35 - Canada

Today, I went to get a pedicure for the first time. My feet are VERY ticklish. I reflexively kicked the poor lady in the face, as I wet my pants. FML

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Today, I could actually feel my toe hairs flapping in the breeze. I'm a girl. FML

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By hobbit - 22/05/2013 17:40 - United States - Winthrop

Today, I decided to treat myself to a pedicure ahead of my cousin's wedding. The woman doing my nails asked if I wanted my toe hairs trimmed. I was so taken aback and embarrassed that I said yes. They charged me extra. FML

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By nyu - 25/01/2010 06:33 - United States

Today, I was getting a pedicure, and they used some sort of scrubby thing that really tickled my feet. When I couldn't take it any more, I accidentally kicked the lady who was doing my nails in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2022 00:01

Today, because of my inexplicable tendency to constantly get giant splinters in my feet, which generally take at least half an hour of tireless effort to remove, my family and friends have nicknamed me "Footy Woody." FML

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By combo - 28/02/2010 09:12 - France

Today, I was chatting with my boyfriend and his mates barefoot on the grass. I suddenly felt something flick across my feet, so I let out a startled scream. Turns out it was my toe hairs rustling in the breeze. FML

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alexandraa_fml 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 9:13

What are you doing waxing your feet?! Get the ring to Mordor and destroy it!

Luckster 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 9:14

I HATE people like that! Immature bastards, the lot of them. This is why i prefer doing personal hair-care at home. I risk not doing it right, but at least I'll keep everyone from looking at me and laughing at me because that's how my hair NATURALLY grows! FYL indeed, OP.

Comments

amiamazing 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 15:55

Am I the only person commenting who doesn't have hair on their feet?

Coccinelle_fml 15

Tuesday 22 December 2009 16:34

Nope. I don't have any either and I now realize how freakin lucky I am.

alexFYL 11

Tuesday 22 December 2009 20:43

I have little tufts of hair on my toes and my leg hair extends down to my ankles a bit. Pretty sure it's fairly normal.

FindOut 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 16:21

Being hairy can be a genetic condition or a hormonal condition (or both, I guess). You might want to talk to a doctor, I know a girl who had a very hairy back and they discovered she had insulin problems. Now both the insulin and the hair are controlled. Good luck!

perdix 29

Tuesday 22 December 2009 16:32

Sasquatch learned how to use a computer?!?!?! It's a good thing that your referred to yourself as a "female" since "woman" and "girl" are generally reserved for human beings.

FinnGirl12 2

Tuesday 22 December 2009 16:41

You don't even have to wax your feet. I just shave mine...but then again, I don't have much hair on my feet.

sexy_chan 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 16:42

You could always take care of the problem yourself. BTW- I didn't even know you could grow hair on your feet. I guess we all learn something new everyday.

psjester 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 17:05

Maybe the waxer was laughing at how little of a job was ahead of him. At least he didn't gasp at the sight, that would be my reaction to sasquatch feet on a female, "Doctor! You'd better come take a look at this!"

PatriciaH_fml 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 17:11

I mean, the waxer is paid to do that she only has to STFU and do her job . Bicth .

SNOTTYBONES 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 17:16

If you pluck them the hair will take longer to grow back and you will not have the stubble you get from shaving. The pain gets less and less every time you do it. It is not that bad. Also after a while of plucking you won't have as much and no it doesn't come in thicker.