Kids: Today, I got fired from my childcare job of five years because...

By Anonymous - 01/09/2015 04:40 - United States - Greenfield

Today, I got fired from my childcare job of five years because the other staff weren't as popular with the kids, so they accused me of being "creepy" because the kids all wanted to play a game with me instead of them. FML

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By Lifeguard - 04/04/2009 19:03 - United States

Today, I was fired because a patron complained that she didn't like the way I kept staring at her kids. I was a lifeguard. FML

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By babysitter93 - 22/07/2009 12:17 - United States

Today, I was fired from the babysitting job I've had for 2 years. I thought maybe the mother had found out that I sometimes let her kids stay up late and have extra sweets. The real reason, as she told me, was that she didn't want her kids loving anyone more than they love her. FML

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By anon - 22/02/2009 04:49 - United States

Today, I got fired from a great baby sitting job because the little girl said I was boring. FML

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You deserved it 16 282

By Lexiebear27 - 19/09/2011 15:56 - United States

Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML

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You deserved it 6 818

By Anonymous - 13/02/2010 00:22 - United States

Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML

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You deserved it 1 924

By Anonymous - 02/01/2013 07:28 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I got fired from my job because I "look too grumpy." FML

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You deserved it 10 221

By Bob - 14/04/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, I was working at a local restaurant when another server's table called me over to ask if I've "ever killed anybody". They informed me I looked like a serial killer. I informed them, of course, that I have never killed anybody. Another customer claimed I scared her child. I was fired. FML

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By upsetandunjustified - 04/11/2010 05:19 - United States

Today, I got fired from my job where you build teddy bears. I got fired not because I did anything wrong, just because they don't like my personality. I'd never worked with my boss, and that means all the employees that work there had a meeting about me, and all confirmed they don't like me. FML

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You deserved it 6 391

By big_bail - 03/04/2015 23:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found out I wasn't invited to the annual family reunion. The reason? Everyone thinks I'm "creepy" because I'm the only adult who will go out and play with the kids. FML

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You deserved it 2 535

By sabotaged - 02/11/2015 00:05 - United States - Oakland

Today, I got fired from my dream job. I found out today that the girl who trained me lied and taught me how to do things wrong, so that when she got back from maternity leave, she could get me fired and take her job back. My new coworkers were in on her plan from the beginning. FML

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KeannaLove 32

Tuesday 1 September 2015 16:47

Maybe they should look into why the kids don't like the other staff members....

MidnaLink 33

Tuesday 1 September 2015 16:45

"Awww, too bad guys, now you won't have anyone to take care of you because the adults are babies themselves".

Comments

moo77_fml 20

Tuesday 1 September 2015 21:16

Omg!! Your employers are stupid!!! ..instead of looking for the root cause they get rid of there best employee... There loss .. Onwards and upwards to bigger and better things :) goodluck

RiceKrispieTreat 11

Tuesday 1 September 2015 21:43

Just go and start up a competing childcare business that's not full of dipshits??

XtremeHeat 14

Tuesday 1 September 2015 22:08

Get the kids on your side. Form an army of hundreds of tiny people to rally against the company!

daGun 18

Wednesday 2 September 2015 0:16

And get them to throw those ass hats out of the building!

downlowjigelow02 11

Tuesday 1 September 2015 22:37

well that's why there is a such thing as wrongful termination

False_Stupidity 41

Wednesday 2 September 2015 0:17

OP could be in one of those ridiculous "at will" states.

foxmatrix15 8

Wednesday 2 September 2015 0:15

U can sue. Kids don't lie

militarybrat 21

Wednesday 2 September 2015 5:14

That is a lie.

MissRaindrop 20

Wednesday 2 September 2015 0:18

I got fired as a private nanny when the kids started asking her to call me at night so I could read and sing to them. She ran her own company so was barely at home. She told her husband she was jealous and that he had to fire me or she'd make him miserable. Lovely person...