By cedechan - 29/09/2012 04:08 - United States - Tucson

Today, I got food poisoning at work. I had my head in the toilet when the auto flush decided to turn on. The force of the flush was so powerful half of what I threw up splashed back into my face. FML
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DocBastard 38

That wasn't food poisoning, dear. It's morning sickness. Congratulations on behalf of the FML family.

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nanpooo 6

Oh gross. I hope you were able to be excused from work.

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htownpostman 16

Oh I feel your pain.. I have to work through chemo and that has happened to me

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mpalmiter 0

Wow #11. My thoughts and prayers are with you for a speedy recovery. You must be one strong person to be able to work through chemotherapy.

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xrainbowshadowx 17

Toilet water and puke. Toipuke? A potential new Harry Potter jellybean flavor? No buy seriously get better soon.

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freshberries22 17

How are people saying you deserve it that's really messed up; dealing with any kind of gastrointestinal dysfunction is painful and sometimes comes without warning. I'm really sorry op I hope you feel better. I think this would constitute as a sick day so go home and get well.

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zombiekitten87 12

Well, that sounds like my definition of unspeakable horror.

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SamanthaCassieL 10

That happened to a friend of mine when we went out drinking one night. It was so gross. I'm so sorry OP! I hope not a lot of it got into your hair!! Feel better soon!

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darawbs 0

Poor thing :/ feel better.

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mikepzz 27

gross, salt on a wound right there! that sucks, take the day off, go home.. relax, vomit in less pressurized toilets :)

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