Health: Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML

By ekoblick - 17/06/2011 04:34 - United States

Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML

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You deserved it 3 923

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 05:16 - United States

Today, after struggling with anorexia for months, I got food poisoning. FML

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By Cliff - 11/10/2024 00:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I got food poisoning from a restaurant that I had chosen for our company party. Everyone who went blamed me for their predicament. I also had to run to the toilet every ten minutes while they were all mad at me. FML

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By somethingblue - 16/09/2013 21:11 - United States - Lowell

Today, it's my wedding day. Almost a year ago, I was in a terrible car accident that nearly left me paralyzed, but I worked my ass off to be able to walk down the aisle. After a lot of blood, sweat, and tears I made it to the big day… and woke up with food poisoning. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2011 13:17 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML

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By babybambi - 29/12/2018 02:00

Today, I got food poisoning for the first time after cooking. Yesterday, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2010 23:51 - United States

Today, I went out to eat to celebrate getting over the stomach flu. I hadn't eaten solid food in over a week, so I was really excited and ordered my favorite dish. It gave me food poisoning. FML

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By Zoey - 09/02/2012 15:17 - Canada

Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML

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By Oops - 18/11/2018 21:00 - United States

Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML

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By Sickofbeingsick - 01/10/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML

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You deserved it 2 849

By anon - 26/07/2010 04:22 - United States

Today, I was fired from the restaurant I work at because I missed my shift. I missed it because I was in the hospital for food poisoning from the meal I ate at work last night. FML

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You deserved it 3 235

adishalala 0

Friday 17 June 2011 11:46

neway... how was the wedding :] ?

Doortje 29

Friday 17 June 2011 11:52

I smell vomit.

Comments

XxSKELETOxX 0

Friday 17 June 2011 14:53

And this is why you don't cut costs and have Filiberto's cater your wedding.

wonder11 0

Friday 17 June 2011 15:09

Oh I see thanks #39 & #40 lol !!

xk75 4

Friday 17 June 2011 15:31

I wouldn't b so quick to blame the caterer, the last time I went to the ER with what I thought was food poisoning from a restaurant the doctor told me that food poisoning takes longer to incubate that the amount of time between my eating at that restaurant and getting sick. while you get more information, cancel the check or cc charge to be safe though.

missy_n 0

Friday 17 June 2011 15:52

Well at least u didnt die!

SwaggerMelon 6

Friday 17 June 2011 16:17

Yet, OP didn't die yet.

LilysTillie 7

Friday 17 June 2011 16:29

That sucks! Hope you were able to have fun before that happened & that all your guests didn't get it too. It is something you'll probably laugh at down the road. Congratulations on the marriage!