Animals: Today, I got grounded because I didn't go to my dog's birthday...

By jacky tu - 16/10/2010 03:06 - United States

Today, I got grounded because I didn't go to my dog's birthday party. FML

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By SchoolFMLs - 27/02/2014 18:30 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I was supposed to be studying for an important exam. My parents decided to make me go to a surprise birthday party instead. We weren't allowed to leave until the party was over. The party was for the dog. FML

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By BirthdayBoy - 28/03/2015 03:42 - United States - Madison

Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML

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By blue15564 - 26/09/2016 21:52 - United States - Davenport

Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML

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By Giraafe - 09/05/2016 17:53 - Canada - Richmond Hill

Today, I got grounded because I didn't send my aunt a Mother's Day present. Not only is she not married she doesn't have kids. FML

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By MeanMother - 28/06/2012 20:29 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I realized just how much of a bitch I am when I grounded my son for not telling me what he got me for my birthday. FML

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By mydadforgetsme - 04/11/2015 17:26 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my dad forgot it's my birthday. When I told him about it, he accused me of lying and threatened to ground me for a week. FML

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By crimsoncon - 25/11/2011 10:24

Today, my dog nearly died when my mom fed him chocolate. After finding out dogs are not supposed to eat chocolate, she promptly grounded me for not telling her. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2023 22:00 - United States

Today, I got into trouble for moving my chair around in class, which went on my permanent record, while other people were literally throwing things across the room and being loud but they didn't get in trouble. Tomorrow's my birthday and now my parents won't let me go out, even after I told them what happened. FML

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By gothchick201013 - 09/09/2016 18:43 - United States - Dayton

Today, my dog kept barking at the door, and I jokingly shouted, "Language!" My mom heard and grounded me for yelling at the dog. FML

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By Meowit - 07/09/2014 03:06 - United States - Livonia

Today, it's my birthday, and everyone, family and friends, forgot. Except my dog who left me a present on my bed. FML

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Saturday 16 October 2010 8:54

you sick person. poor dog.

MAGNAVOX 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 9:03

Did they save you cake in a doggie bag?

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MAGNAVOX 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 9:03

Did they save you cake in a doggie bag?

xoxo31 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 15:20

hahahaha!

FFML_314 11

Saturday 16 October 2010 9:04

Your family is seriously strange.

bobbitomedina 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 9:06

13-you are extremely cute :)

FFML_314 11

Saturday 16 October 2010 9:14

Thanks.

daywalker26 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 11:22

double agreed!

And_Jelly 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 13:37

DOGS ARE PEOPLE TOO STFU

mahimalil 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 18:37

omg I saw this FML in moderation !!!

Glorii 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 9:05

thats weird!!

VenusUnbound 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 9:09

YDI for ruining such a special day. I hope he misses your birthday, you selfish brat. See how that feels.

yomamasmama 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 9:12

hahahahahahahahhahahahaha omfg , duddde, s'all good tho cause you can always get your dogg some'n nice :)

staypon 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 9:15

that's rude. ydi

jacquelinerox 1

Saturday 16 October 2010 9:17

that poor dog ydi

perdix 29

Saturday 16 October 2010 9:18

Wait one-seventh of a year and you'll go to the next one. You'd better give it a good ass-sniffing then, or you'll be in deeper dog doo-doo.

hosscat74 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 9:18

ydi for hurting petas feelings.

mintcar 9

Saturday 16 October 2010 9:52

Hahaha, your picture is ******* hilarious.

hosscat74 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 9:58

why thank you.

itsybitsyspider 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 9:19

omfg you horriable girl/guy! tsk tsk, ;P

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