Intimacy: Today, I got grounded for having a boner when I woke up. FML - FML

By nightjay - 11/07/2016 14:32 - United States - Cincinnati

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Today, I got grounded for having a boner when I woke up. FML

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nightjay 21

Tuesday 12 July 2016 4:44

Hi, OP here! It was just a casual morning today, and since my mom usually waits for me to get up (because I'm usually pretty lazy out of bed), they wouldn't leave my bedside. Not wanting to embarrass myself in front of my extremely Catholic mom, I said no when she kept on telling me to get up. Finally, laying on my side (facing away from my mom) she boils over and pulls the covers off, and in my attempt to save my covers from falling on the floor, she sees my boner and immediately assumes I was masturbating. I don't know which was worse: getting grounded, getting the "masturbation is evil" talk, or having my mom see my dick. Triple FML. Thanks for the support! All the penis-puns make me smile :)

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DarkLink9001 15

Monday 11 July 2016 22:25

Do your parents understand... well.. anything?

bellydancer82 15

Monday 11 July 2016 22:26

How DARE you have a boner! Shame on you for being a normal male! Sorry OP, that really sucks, I wonder why your parents aren't more understanding.

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Texas125 12

Tuesday 12 July 2016 6:39

Just gotta keep your head up. Pun intended too

HorrorJr 26

Tuesday 12 July 2016 7:29

Life's hard

catanita 18

Tuesday 12 July 2016 7:34

OOO you are hungry? You are grounded. In fact you are grounded for everything that is normal in this world.

VeryCreativeName 3

Tuesday 12 July 2016 8:25

Next time you go to school, take them to a sex ed class...

wondermoose 28

Tuesday 12 July 2016 8:56

Catholicism at its finest

PtCaboose 21

Tuesday 12 July 2016 12:37

I am a native Ohioan and my parents don't do this, then again, they're Russian...

OhPuhleeze 23

Tuesday 12 July 2016 13:45

Kudos to you for being able to maintain a boner while your mother sat beside you. Most people think of their mothers to make their boner die. PS: I said most people, some people get a boner thinking of their mom as some FML's have described in the past.

spirithound 13

Tuesday 12 July 2016 15:14

Time to start getting yourself up in the morning without your mom's help... take that however you want...

FML_dude_117 8

Tuesday 12 July 2016 18:20

damn, that must be.... hard

Beautymarked 12

Tuesday 12 July 2016 18:58

Fyl, and your parents, man. :/

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