You'll probably end up having to find your own religious identity in this world because this has to be a "turn-off" regarding Catholicism. Good luck on your spiritual journey, we're all pulling for you!

Were you naked or did you have pants on. Because as long as you weren't naked she didn't actually see your dick lol. Sucks either way tho

Having morning wood is completely normal! I don't think your mom did Sex Ed

This is pretty typical for an Ohio parent lol, I bet I could guess what city this is as well.

Well at lest now you have time to get rid of it..

They probably thought you were dreaming of someone or something like that.

was this done by your mom? do you live in an extremely religious household come on the condition even has a name morning wood

Butters Stotch, the teenage years.

Your parents are assholes

This is why actual sex and reproductive education is important. They clearly have no idea how genitals work.