Miscellaneous: Today, I got home from work, and saw a note on the counter my...

By buzzzzkill - 27/08/2009 11:51 - United States

Today, I got home from work, and saw a note on the counter my roomate left saying "Sorry about the basement." I then went into the basement, and found that it was flooded. My TV, Xbox360, mini-fridge, and couch were all destroyed. Good thing he tried to stop the leak with scotch tape. FML

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By MWT77 - 27/07/2019 15:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I came home from my aunt's funeral to find my basement flooded due to a sewer backup. FML

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By Lindso1 - 06/07/2018 01:30

Today, I came home to find my home had been broken into. Nothing was taken, but all the drains were plugged and the water left blasting on high, with a note that said “enjoy the mess”. FML

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By jennybrev - 13/07/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I awoke to find a water pipe burst. I frantically ran down to the basement to turn off the water to the house. What I didn't expect when I reached the bottom of the stairs was to have to start dodging the falling, wet ceiling tiles. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2023 06:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I woke up to a flooded apartment. Apparently, the upstairs neighbor's bathtub had overflowed and water was pouring through my ceiling. My landlord said he couldn't do anything until the water stopped, so I spent the morning frantically trying to mop up the water while feeling completely helpless. FML

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By Sonotsuave - 17/05/2019 01:00 - United States - Arlington

Today, I rushed home after my mom called saying our upstairs had flooded. Apparently, my little brother somehow broke the toilet while unsupervised and water overflowed everywhere. It even reached my closet, shoes, and books, and everything touching my floor in my room is now wet. FML

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By wetandhungry - 06/10/2016 13:11 - United States - Houston

Today, I came home to find water dripping from the ceiling in my apartment laundry room/pantry. All of my groceries were ruined. Maintenance's suggestion? "Put a bucket under it." FML

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By refines - 23/09/2017 16:00

Today, I woke up to my living room covered in 8 cm of water. My $2k computer was on that floor. FML

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By ceilingssuck - 17/02/2010 20:18 - New Zealand

Today, I noticed that my ceiling was sagging slightly. I got up on to a chair to look at it more closely, and I touched it. Turns out that my ceiling was full of water. It went everywhere, ruining my new iPod, phone, and all the things my daughter bought for university. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2022 00:00

Today, I overloaded the washing machine and it flooded the downstairs. The flooring will have to be scrapped and drywall replaced. It's 100% my fault. Did I mention this is not my house? FML

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By sproket - 11/04/2011 23:37

Today, the maintenance man 'fixed' a leak in my apartment by flooding the place. FML

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Intoxicunt 5

Thursday 27 August 2009 20:19

Then the water will wash away the evidence when you murder him and throw him down there.

easton_87 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 20:32

That's what happens when you room with an idiot.

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YamahaMama09 0

Friday 28 August 2009 7:19

I see murder 1 comming on......lol

JRSpaniel 0

Friday 28 August 2009 7:32

Point of advice: Whenever your roommate leaves you a note beginning "Sorry about...", you have all rights to kick him in the groin.

Coltronics 0

Friday 28 August 2009 17:08

leave him a note saying you're sorry you hired a 300 pounder name bubba to steal his virginity

_jdreaming 0

Friday 28 August 2009 20:21

lol! Damn, that sucks ass! What the hell was he thinking? Scotchtape?? Really, now? What an idiot!!!

okevino 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 1:07

sadness

hardskrew 1

Saturday 29 August 2009 2:26

Call of Booty

zoodlez2531 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 12:21

SCOTCH TAPE?1?!? WHAT AN IDIOT! GOD CAN HE BE MORE STUPID!?!? HE SHOULD OF USED DUCK TAPE >_>

loloutloud 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 19:18

well ur xbox would've died anyway, RROD lol jk that sux man

YOUZTROLLIN 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 16:15

@#74: Oh my, the irony, it burns. Duct. Say it with me now, duct tape. Not duck tape. DUCT. TAPE. TWO Ts.

cgysoccerfreak 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 6:15

scotch tape? what a dumb ass, you should beat the shit out of him

lebanita 0

Monday 17 May 2010 22:42

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Today, my crazy drug-addict mother kicked me out of the house after siding with my crazy, drug-addict aunt, who'd just threatened to slit my throat. FML

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Today, my dad decided to clean out my car and "accidentally" threw away my $520 tax refund check. FML

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Today, my friend was complaining to me about her problems. I tried to be a good, understanding friend, listening and giving advice. When it was my turn to vent, she interrupted me, saying, "Sorry, but I don't really care." FML

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Today, I overheard my grandad complaining that without the winter heating allowance, it’s going to be too cold for him and grandma to get naked for sex, unless they just expose the necessary bits to each other for a few minutes. Props they still get it on in their 70s but still, ew grandad. FML

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Today, I finished booking the non-refundable cruise for my wife and I to the Bahamas. I did this after confirming once again that my mother could take care of our son while we're away. An hour after I paid, she called back saying she mistook the dates and can't do it anymore. FML

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Today, my boyfriend asked me to look up something on his phone. I jokingly asked him, “You’re not worried about me discovering your side bitches?” He got upset and angrily said he didn’t have any. I took his defensiveness as an indication of guilt and dumped him. Turns out he was right, he didn’t have side chicks. FML

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