By Anonymous - 11/07/2011 07:42 - Australia

Today, I got home from work to find my house covered in graffiti dicks, the windows smashed, the front lawn entirely ripped up, and my letter box containing dog shit. I also found a note taped to the door saying, "Suck on this Darren". Darren is my next door neighbor. FML
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dissapointed101 4

darren would be getting an ass whoopin and he better start cleaning.

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greenbox 0

the first that I do when my property gets raped is post on fml. not call the police, but share my story with the Internet.

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chaoticnh 0

trade houses with daren? or don't live next to assholes haha :P

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phoebe333 2

oh my god!! That just stinks. I'd go get your neighbor to start cleaning up your house. What did your neighbor do to this person?

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maphineRAWRS 10

I guess you just have SHITTY neighbors ;)

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dhaworth93 8

hahaha that's funny lmao and you should hit me up lol ;P

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talensledge1 0

I see what you did there :3

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talensledge1 0

I see what you did there :3

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dhaworth93 8

hey you should give me a hallo lol hit me up xp im bored

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dhaworth93 8

id serious love to talk to you no joke :) rawrz x}

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xoxbandgeekxox13 3

punny!!!!

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jswizzle_ 6

Only in Australia...

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DeadxManxWalking 27

kick Darren out of his house n give him yours

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my2centsworth 15

If you still have the note, the police could check it for fingerprints.

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acmilan721 4

time to move I guess?

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