By Anonymous - 11/07/2011 07:42 - Australia

Today, I got home from work to find my house covered in graffiti dicks, the windows smashed, the front lawn entirely ripped up, and my letter box containing dog shit. I also found a note taped to the door saying, "Suck on this Darren". Darren is my next door neighbor. FML
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dissapointed101 4

darren would be getting an ass whoopin and he better start cleaning.

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greenbox 0

the first that I do when my property gets raped is post on fml. not call the police, but share my story with the Internet.

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HungerGames95 13

why is this in the sex category...?

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kristena103 14

awwaw thats sad i would stab that guy and slap darren

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GOttALUVGiNA 0

darren and his mate needs an ass whooping

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GVirdi 11

U be taking one for the team huh

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Kanashi_fml 0

HAHAHAHAHAHA. This is my favourite FML. My fiancees name is Darren, and I always say this to him :3

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bieberfreak18 0

someone needs to learn there adresses

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eatsleeprun 1

Your profile says you want to model.... But you have your profile as a boob shot.....

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artmastr 0

Ah coming from you it's gonna be a hell of a lot worse so who knows it could've been on purpose.

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RaizerBerry 3

You should find that person, smash there windshield, and leave a post-it that says "Your GPS sucks!"

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ihatethislyfe 4

this is probably irrelevant but why is this in the intimacy section?

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