Love: Today, I got in my car. When I sat down, I realized a cat had... - FML

By Anonymous - 03/04/2009 05:23 - Canada

Today, I got in my car. When I sat down, I realized a cat had got in the back seat. The cat startled me so I jumped out and slammed the door. Locking myself out. I watched the cat scratch my seats up for an hour. I'm highly allergic to cats. I can't get in my own car without breaking out in hives. FML

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SunlightVeins 0

Friday 3 April 2009 16:23

Depending on the car you have, it's very possible for a cat to get into a car. You know how curiosity kills the cat? My mom once drove around town with one of our cats under the hood because it climbed up there and slept. It just stayed there the whole time.

RevengeOnYou 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 22:11

Hehe i love the illustration x3

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EmmyRain 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 22:25

lol! That was so cute XD

Loveya448 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 22:52

Haha, I love the illustration.

Untoten_Soldier 2

Saturday 6 March 2010 22:55

I love the illustration. The cats are awesome!

VayneValentine 3

Saturday 6 March 2010 23:34

This has to be my favorite comic so far :3 It's so adorable x3 I am now a fan of Shouri :o

nabzilla 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 23:40

haha the comic is so cute!! :)

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 23:51

That's the most beautifully illustrated FML ever.

vermillionlove 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 0:30

BEST ILLUSTRATION EVER :D

Intoxicunt 5

Sunday 7 March 2010 0:34

LOVE THE ILLUSTRATION SO MUCH!!!!! :D

mubaki 18

Sunday 7 March 2010 0:39

I love cats! this illustration is so cute!

FieryIceFantasy 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 0:44

Love the drawing, very good work. But sucks about the cat thing.

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