Miscellaneous: Today, I got into a huge fight with a girl at school. My mom...

By Shelby - 19/06/2012 16:38 - United States - Nokomis

Today, I got into a huge fight with a girl at school. My mom and dad decided to punish me by letting my three older brothers pick out my wardrobe for the next week. FML

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By FBI1236 - 07/07/2019 20:00 - Pakistan - Karachi

Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML

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By emily ann - 21/05/2023 00:01

Today, I was suspended from school for “being involved in a fight.” The other girl beat me up while I didn't do anything to defend myself, for fear of getting in trouble. She got off scot free. FML

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By Grounded - 03/11/2011 09:18 - United States

Today, my parents told me that they've been having a contest to see who could punish me the most this week. So far, my mom is in the lead by kicking me out of the car near railroad tracks, and making me walk the 4 miles home in the freezing rain. FML

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By Yoooooo0 - 29/11/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML

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By Thanksmom - 18/03/2016 06:23 - United States - Riverside

Today, my mom yelled at me for going through her closet for some warmer clothes. She had a rant about taking her clothes without her permission, all while wearing a pair of my boots and one of my sweaters. FML

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By petty petty petty - 08/09/2017 16:00

Today, my mom yelled at me for fighting with my younger brother. Not because she wanted us to stop, but because my brother couldn't find a good comeback to my argument. FML

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By cl3v3l4nd5t34m3r - 04/06/2012 20:34 - United States - Geneva

Today, I got into a fight with my mom over the chores, and stormed out. When I returned later, I found the house had been egged. My mom told my dad she saw me do it, and he won't believe my side of the story. He says I'll be lucky if I see sunlight this summer. FML

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Teenage riot

By Anonymous - 05/04/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I finally had it with the redneck bully who's been tormenting me. He was repeatedly poking and pinching me and laughing out loud during class, so I slung him to the ground, pinning him. I got suspended. They only called his parents, who never do anything; my "caring" parents are looking into teen boot camp. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2011 16:11 - United States

Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to take a pair of scissors to all my bras. My mom can't take me shopping for another three days and I have no one to borrow a bra from. I have school. FML

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Cool your jets

By tiredoffamilydinners - 12/01/2012 05:00 - United States

Today, my mom and siblings got into a fight. Being generally quiet and non-confrontational, I stayed out of it. Shortly thereafter, I was yelled at by my mother for being "ungrateful" and "disrespectful." I still don't know what I did wrong. FML

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Honestly_Lainey 21

Tuesday 19 June 2012 22:53

Burn anything you have that you don't want to be seen wearing in public. That hideous reindeer sweater in the back of your closet... Yeah, BURN IT NOW.

Dadothy 8

Tuesday 19 June 2012 22:50

I hope your brothers are metrosexual;)

Comments

verkaderk 9

Wednesday 20 June 2012 20:07

I love how creative some people are. Definately gonna try this in the future

onlychildFTW 33

Wednesday 20 June 2012 22:16

Well on my iPhone it didn't say OP was a girl.

highfived 1

Wednesday 20 June 2012 23:32

My parents did gave me the same punishment, except my two brothers are gay and I'm a Tom boy

mcaps97 0

Thursday 21 June 2012 1:21

thats what best friends are for...hiding your change of clothes in their bag till you leave the house!

Lilybugg16 5

Thursday 21 June 2012 2:58

O feel sorry for you good luck

EpicFail1520 16

Thursday 21 June 2012 3:46

That would be awful. Unless your brothers are really feminine. In which case, not bad..

Hiphuray4peas 27

Thursday 21 June 2012 4:26

I second that!

ilovedonkeys11 0

Thursday 21 June 2012 5:20

Why do u care so much on what u look like?

RedSnows 1

Thursday 21 June 2012 8:09

Bring a pair of clothes in secret when they aren't looking and change in the bathroom as soon as you get to school. Before you go home, take it of and put on a big jacket to cover up the hideous clothes and keep a low profile until you get home.