By Rowan Curry - 15/09/2012 15:37 - United States - San Jose

Today, I got mad at my parents and threatened to run away. Things got so bad that I packed a bag and left, planning to hide in my front yard to teach them a lesson. It's been two hours, and I'm still standing behind a bush in front of my house while they make no effort to look for me. FML
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Dblocker 18

They're not going after to you because they know you'll be back when it's dinner time.

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kumonsucks 7

As the great russel peters put it "have your parents ever tried to call your bluff"

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SpaceCadet87 0

Pft, kids. Ydi op for acting childish.

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flutter4 7

That's what you get. You sound spoiled by the way.

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moniquita89 8

Maybe they know your hiding in their front yard

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j_cat187 19

As in run away you need to crash at a friend place. Now your parents know how pathetic you really are.

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smartazzbeach75 4

Clearly your parents are used to your drama and have tired with the game.

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tressie_fml 6

I once made a threat like that. . . But I made it halfway across the state, not my front yard.

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iLoofah 1

They didn't look for you the second you walked out of the door because they know you're doing what everyone at your age does (I assume you're between the age of 10 and 15 years of age). I did the same thing at that age and after a few hours I realized I was being a whiny little bitch and walked back inside. You'll get over it, I promise.

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