By Saucy - 26/06/2009 22:03 - United States

Today, I got marinara sauce on my new white shirt. I went in my desk for my Tide-To-Go pen and started using it on the spot. Turns out orange highlighters look a lot like Tide-To-Go pens when you don't look closely enough. FML
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ohhhhshizzz 0

I moderated this. Aw, that sucks. Can't you just tide pen it over it though?

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cactus_fml 0

I think people take the phrase F my life too literally. It's not something you say only when your life is seriously ******. It's like something you say when something irritating or awkward or ironic happens, like if you waited for 30 minutes in line to get an ice cream, and then immediately dropped it, and it also happened to land on your really expensive white shoes. On a side note, when I first read this I thought it said marijuana sauce and was confused for a second. Lol, and I don't even smoke weed.

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katelynmarie 0

Ah, white shirts get dirty easily ha. Why aren't any of the comments in numerical order? o_O

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XXMeowmeowmeowXX 0

Because they replied to a higher number. And, yeah, white shirts + anything not white = Stain.

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NatalieForRizzle 0

>.< That sucks. But uhm, aren't tide-to-go pens white? I mean, the container thing is orange. But the pen itself is white...

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starberries 0

No, the pen is orange. The tip of it is white.

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xfairytalistic 0

LOL, shouldnt this be on MLIA? & not FML? :o

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hunguponyou 0

was it a really expensive shirt?? if so, FYL.

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AshleyRose784 0

crappy and the Tide pens don't work so well anyway

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fmkittw 0

I love how there's that one guy who just thinks he's so cool by being disrespectful little shit and making totally rude comments. The best part Is that that asshole has gone on this post many times, yet when one guy says something about the ass, the ass laughs at how the guy has no life for reading all of his comments. However what this ass doesn't realize or maybe he is just to retarded to understand, is that the site fmylife.com is made from it's viewers. The comments are the essence of an fml so it is best to read them. So therefore the asshole doesn't have any more life than the other guy commenting, if not less. Also EVANWILLIAMS go ******* die. Oh shit, I am sorry everyone else. I basically fed the troll what he wanted. Now this is my one really long comment I am gonna post on this since most people don't usually troll. Oh, ;D I am waiting to pick someone up and I need to stay up. So basically I wasted time doing something a little productive. Helping fmylife of one more asshole. :) an OP it's no biggie

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