By flipflop - 07/06/2010 07:03 - United States

Today, I got married. I was so nervous right before I said my vows that, in the dead silence, I farted. Loud. My brother showed me afterwards, on tape, over and over and over again. FML
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troll4thelulz 0

It could've been worse, you could've had explosive diarrhea while saying your vows.

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iamchuck 0

Family functions are going to be a riot for years.

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m0tl3ycru3 0

For better and for worse

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llamalpaca382 13

That's a shitty situation...

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AmeliaPond21042 20

if i was your wife id be laughing and showing our future kids. good luck to your marriage 5 years so far!

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Sansational_ 18

"Do you take Anon as your lawfully wedded wife?" "I dook."

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