Family, Weddings and Miscellaneous: Today, I got married. My sister and father could not attend because...

By disfunctionalfamily - 27/04/2011 19:03 - United States

Today, I got married. My sister and father could not attend because they already had plans. My sister went to the mall with her friends, and my dad went to a pool party. FML

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By Googlebug - 01/11/2010 10:15 - United States

Today, my dad, who lives hours away, called and told me he was getting married. Today. As in this evening. Guess I'm not invited. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2015 13:45 - United States

Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML

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By Its_Sinon - 12/11/2015 08:38 - United States - Oceanside

Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML

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By uetlqdja - 21/05/2011 15:31 - United States

Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, while looking through the newspaper, I saw that my sister got married a couple weeks ago. Not only did she not invite me, she "forgot" to mention it yesterday while we were having lunch. FML

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By Akestarr - 02/12/2013 13:28 - United States - Georgetown

Today, I found out that my dad paid for my sister's friend's airplane ticket so she could attend my sister's wedding. I would have been there myself, but I couldn't afford the airplane ticket. FML

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By bachelor - 26/09/2009 18:15 - United States

Today, was my bachelor party. The only people that showed up were my best man and my father. FML

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By rejectedson - 15/10/2009 23:23 - United States

Today, my father got married. He left me a voicemail to tell me all about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2015 12:04 - United States - Camden

Today, my sister and I were planning a trip to get away from things and visit some faraway friends. My dad then decided to insert himself into our plans. He got mad when we said no, and couldn't understand why we wanted to go by ourselves. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 02:13 - United States

Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML

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Thursday 28 April 2011 0:41

what a great family. they should be nicer to u

firegecko123 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 0:43

wow. your family is terrible.

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germanottapearl 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 1:18

that swim party must have been jumpin!

anakaren_831 1

Thursday 28 April 2011 1:20

Yeaa, you can't miss out on a pool party! :)

OMG_N3RD 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 1:21

Who walked you down the alsie!!! (i think thats how you spell it!)

allmidnighteyes 10

Thursday 28 April 2011 1:34

You're a heathen, *****, and a liar, B303123. It's spelt 'eisal'.

sweet_candy_ 17

Thursday 28 April 2011 1:41

WTF I thought it was spelt I L. I have been deceived :(

allmidnighteyes 10

Thursday 28 April 2011 1:49

Yeah, seriously. Alsie? How do you misspell eisal that badly?

559boss 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 1:24

haha funny

ImaWiseGuy 5

Thursday 28 April 2011 1:25

your sisters ****** up, but if your dads pool party happens to be taking place at the playboy mansion then that's totally justified....

cloudia32 6

Thursday 28 April 2011 1:26

Are you a girl or guy? I always see your ****** comments but like idk who the hell you are....

NufSaid 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 1:35

Shoulda went with you're pops.

CateXOX 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 1:53

Oh that's just my **** star name.

juliahockey 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 1:39

atleast your mom showed up....? or was she busy in the kitchen?

tommyc17 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 1:39

when something important for them comes up do the same

mouse1 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 1:39

fake

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