By Anonymous - 09/04/2012 05:15 - United States

Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML
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jerseyboy732 16

I knew that duck looked sketchy

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mycheese 0

I guess Disney land isn't such a small world after all

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mandadarling 10

Ask Mickey to help you find it!

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fodbold25 12

I hear he has a magical way of finding things. :P

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WaSiSimiLang 8

I have said it before, and shall say it again. Faith in humankind, non-existent

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br0dawg 6

"Boohoo, someone got mugged at Disney World, this just adds to my list of reasons why mankind is worthless and I'd rather just die." Sorry, but holy shit.

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WaSiSimiLang 8

Yeah 58, exactly my sentiments, except for the last part which I'll just think you mean what you might do.

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docscientist 9

26- Even though the rest of the 99.9% of the people at disneyworld are nice or leave you alone, humanity is still dumb and bad, right? Grow up.

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iloveyou2129 6

it's disney world

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AngiLaLa1 2

Wtf are you smoking?! What could possibly make Disneyland creepy?! Either way they are talking about Disney world... Not land.

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htownpostman 16

Happens all the time.. Crime rate in Orlando is quite high

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jerseyboy732 16

common misconception. Disney world is actually in the town of Kissimmee which is about 20min away from Orlando

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Enslaved 36

Hmmmm, I always book my hotel stays in Kissimmee St Clouds because it's not far from the parks and a hell of a lot cheaper than any of the hotels in Orlando. I'm not sure if you're correct about it being in Kissimmee, though.

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jerseyboy732 16

81: I live in Florida, don't doubt me. universal and sea world is in Orlando while Disney is in Kissimmee

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Enslaved 36

Okay. (: I'm in Florida, too! But ....Miami.

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jerseyboy732 16

I'm in north palm beach :) lol ur only like an hour away

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Enslaved 36

I go to that Cruzan Amphitheatre in WPB all the time for rock concerts! (: I love it up there. But not more than where I am. Lol

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jerseyboy732 16

ah I go to all the country concerts there all the time! I guess it is a small world after all ;)

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jreuscher 0

Actually Disney is in lake buena vista. Closer to Orlando than Kissimmee.

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dzidziaud 5

yeah, guys, all it takes is a quick google search to resolve this argument. it's in lake buena vista. bam, two floridians who don't know how to use the internet :)

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jerseyboy732 16

I just moved here from jersey so don't start with that Floridian crap

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ifoundalaska 11

Disney was kind of a creep so it makes sense that the place would attract some creeps

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SkoomaKi 27

I got mugged in an alleyway, the loneliest place on Earth. Forever alone.

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stevenmx86 7

Redwednesday, how dare you attempt to use fact and logic on the children of fml! Dictionary? What's that? People around "mycheese"'s part call that a book and they don't bother reading those! Seriously though I've never heard someone refer to being pickpocketed as being mugged. Mostly because they're not the same thing in the least.. Red, you only got voted down so much because these children hate to be proven wrong...

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redwednesday 11

hahahahaha, logic is my best weapon. if only other people understood... pick pocketing and mugging are not the same at all, in ANY country, theyre two different words with two different meanings. but oh well, I tried. let them be wrong and hate me for it. I don't mind at all. :)

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Enslaved 36

A lot of people mix burglary and robbery's meaning too. :P

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allthatandmore 0

Redwednesday I hav read all your comments on here and agree with you 100%. I also thumbed u up a lot.

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