By Anonymous - 09/04/2012 05:15 - United States

Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML
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jerseyboy732 16

I knew that duck looked sketchy

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mycheese 0

I guess Disney land isn't such a small world after all

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fabs1171 23

We experienced Disney rage where someone ran into our 10 year old because he was standing on the wrong side of the path.

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DracoSpirita 21

Ouch. Did ya sue them? I hope you did, because that's just mean.

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rattusrattus 18

Leading to the Happiest Mugger on Earth?

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vcapelo 19

You're wrong! The happiest place on earth is Denmark according to many surveys!

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cwbsmoker 5

There's idiots everywhere. My condolences.

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koolkat27 13

You'd have to be really smart to get away with a mugging at Disneyworld where there's workers and families everywhere.

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Crazberry 5

It was probably Captain Jack Sparrow...

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OfficeNinja 5

Me too. A giant rat like creature took $10 for a sandwich smaller than a $5 Subway footling and $3 for a $1 bottle of water.

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HahaYDI 0

On the bright side you probably made the mugger very happy with the stuff he scored. I'd even go as far as to say you probably made his day. Sleep easy tonight knowing that. Just trying to be optimistic here. :D

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BunBunBabe 8

Was it Donald duck?

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