By Username - 10/07/2012 15:27 - United States

Today, I got mugged in broad daylight, in a park, by a teenage girl. To top it off, I'm a grown man. FML
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owlfeatures 8

These teenage girls are getting more and more aggressive! Incredible...

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zachherbert 10

Was she pregnant? Just like the past 10 FMLs involving pregos this week.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

If she had a gun it doesn't count cause anyone would give up the goods in that situation.

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deransc 19

You are not a grown ass man if you let that happen.

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unknown_user5566 26

Maybe she attended a self-defense class with Monica and Rachel. They seemed to be pretty crafty upon finishing their class, since they scared the shit out of Ross. So don't feel too bad OP- you are on the same level as a geologist who has been divorced 3 times, and turned one ex into a lesbian. ;)

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SovietRei 5

Wow, reading all these comments has significantly damaged my confidence in modern society.

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hateevryone 14

And you didn't do anything?

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auddylynne 0

Happen i mean lol

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rightspark 7

Did you get turn on that you didn't want to stop her from robbing you of your thrill. Grown boy yes, grown man no! Should've tried to stop her

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zach5tay 2

And that is why I carry a gun.

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