Animals: Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home... - FML

By Fmycatslife - 26/07/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML

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By jf29 - 31/01/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML

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Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML

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By Username - 01/05/2014 10:33 - United States

Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2012 06:17 - United States - Oakland

Today, I saw my cat playing with one of his many toy mice. Knowing he likes to play fetch, I picked it up and threw it across the room. Upon trying to pick it up a second time, I realized that not only was it not a toy, but it was only half-dead. FML

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Who's a good boy? Not you.

By Anonymous - 21/02/2017 22:00 - United States - Newark

Today, while walking my dog in a cemetery, she stole a stuffed animal off a child's grave and began to play with it. FML

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kingston52 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:13

you deseved it for getting your cat stuffed in the first place thats ******* creepy

lufctrivium 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:12

**** the Cats Life really though.

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Xombyphish 0

Monday 27 July 2009 5:38

YDI for being creepy.

SweetieLish 0

Monday 27 July 2009 5:47

My cat just died too...but I didn't have her stuffed. I think that would have been too weird. I just had her buried in a pet cemetary at the Humane Society where I can visit her as much as I want.

mzbasketball 0

Monday 27 July 2009 5:51

Alright your gross and ur dog ate the cat?

LikelyYourFake 0

Monday 27 July 2009 5:52

I wish I could claim this one as fake, but there are CRAZY sick people out there to think that it is ok to stuff their beloved pet after they die. Somehow these suck MF's think that they are still animal lovers if they have their pet skinned and gutted and have that skin stretched over material that makes them look slightly like the pet they once had. Go look at those leather seats in the car. That's a cow and you basically did the same thing to your pet. Nice...

honesty9 0

Monday 27 July 2009 5:53

who gets their cat stuffed after it dies? kinda wierd

yourstruly3465 0

Monday 27 July 2009 5:58

No, hun, what would've been weird is putting that cat on a board with wheels and walking it around the neighborhood

narutoxhinata 0

Monday 27 July 2009 6:04

Aww , That's sad 0_o

theminatar 0

Monday 27 July 2009 6:05

That sucks ballz

where_i_stood 0

Monday 27 July 2009 6:16

you should have probably put your cat to rest, peacefully. Not stuff it. but that does suck.

emzmcgee 0

Monday 27 July 2009 7:40

I sincerely doubt the cat gives a shit.

ellysa_fml 0

Monday 27 July 2009 6:16

You freak!

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