Animals: Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home... - FML

By Fmycatslife - 26/07/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML

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By jf29 - 31/01/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML

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Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML

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By Username - 01/05/2014 10:33 - United States

Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2012 06:17 - United States - Oakland

Today, I saw my cat playing with one of his many toy mice. Knowing he likes to play fetch, I picked it up and threw it across the room. Upon trying to pick it up a second time, I realized that not only was it not a toy, but it was only half-dead. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2017 22:00 - United States - Newark

Today, while walking my dog in a cemetery, she stole a stuffed animal off a child's grave and began to play with it. FML

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kingston52 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:13

you deseved it for getting your cat stuffed in the first place thats ******* creepy

lufctrivium 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:12

**** the Cats Life really though.

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Hockeylover87_71 0

Monday 27 July 2009 7:59

I agree with #'s 211 and 215 but sorry about your cat..

CrunkCupcake97 2

Monday 27 July 2009 8:00

Since when did this site become a debate team? Kinda creepy that you stuffed your cat, but I love my cat to death and I don't know what I would do if it died:( I'm sorry/;

CrunkCupcake97 2

Monday 27 July 2009 8:03

okay, "sexyladiesman" you really pissed me off. and I agree with bipolar something or other. it isn't possible to be above other animals since we, in fact are animals. I bet a bunch of fifth graders would agree with me on that. yall are so stupid. get a life.

poopymonsters 0

Monday 27 July 2009 8:06

Whats a cat?

hazelwolfeyes 0

Monday 27 July 2009 8:16

thats disgusting. i cant believe you could ******* stuff your cat... i can understand people holding onto loved ones ashes...but they arent stuffing their family members n putting them on display. i agree with your name...**** YOUR CATS LIFE...for having such a ****** up owner. it would have been better if you had buried it or kept its ashes...you had to go disrespect it n have it stuffed to be on display... you make me sick...

kellster 2

Monday 27 July 2009 8:21

I have to agree with all of the people who have called you a sick ****, OP. That's disgusting. Even animals deserve respect in death. Next time, do the right thing and dispose of your pet's remains with dignity. I in no way support your decision to have had your poor cat stuffed, but if you were going to, you might have considered treating it with some care. It's a dead animal. Dogs are scavengers. Do the math. Also, please don't stuff your poor dog when it dies.

v1knownaz_chris 0

Monday 27 July 2009 8:43

srsly, why would anyone get their cat stuff, just bury it like a normal person, lol. oh well, at least the dogs happy now =D

cocacola999 27

Monday 27 July 2009 8:50

Still, mummies were buried in pyramids, not kept in the next pharaoh's living-room...

XRiseToFallAgain 0

Monday 27 July 2009 8:52

I'll end this. HUMANS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANIMALS.

hazelwolfeyes 0

Monday 27 July 2009 8:57

#238 how so?

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