By billiams15 - 06/05/2012 21:57 - United States - Katy

Today, I got my colonoscopy results back. I had hoped they'd show what's been causing my stomach pains for the last few weeks, but instead it turns out that my colon is healthy and normal. I basically got cornholed for no goddamn reason. FML
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Same thing different taste

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My colonoscopy results showed that I had crohn's disease. If you're unhappy with yours, let's trade

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NoahEibon 11

I would have gotten horny, I bet you did ;)

Someone might have mentioned this, but have them do an Upper Endoscopy. They did both procedures for me at the same time and we found out that I'm Celiac from the UE, but my colonoscopy was clear. Granted, another source of my abdominal pain was gallbladder disease, but the Upper GI made a difference as well.

You prefer they'd found cancer? Be happy!

BlueFlatts 20

So let me get thus straight, you're complaining that that part of your body is healthy? You got to start somewhere if you want to find the problem.

ChieSatonaka 2

Stop complaining, I had to have a colonoscopy at the age of 12. But yeah, my results were exactly like yours, it does suck :P

better to get cornholded for no reason then not get cornholded and find out you should a let someone finger your pooper

The same thing happened to me, OP. It's relieving knowing that they didn't find anything wrong, but also unsettling that you still can't find the source of the problem.

My colonoscopy results showed that I had crohn's disease. If you're unhappy with yours, let's tradeI might have copied someone else's comment but i have it to

At least you can cross off one possibility...