Health: Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family,...

By the_pheasant66 - 26/06/2010 10:31 - Ireland

Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML

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By nobrows - 06/04/2012 17:11 - United States - Malvern

Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML

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By NoseInPain - 20/08/2009 14:17 - United States

Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML

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By MusicLover18 - 03/09/2014 23:35 - Canada - Leduc

Today, I caught my little sister taking a selfie in the mirror with a fake nose piercing, peace sign, and a duck face. She's 12. FML

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By Username - 02/08/2011 14:52 - United States

Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML

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By OhNo - 13/07/2010 15:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML

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By ouch - 24/07/2013 18:03 - United States - Sterling

Today, I spontaneously got my ear pierced. By spontaneously, I mean my 12-year-old sister stabbed one of her earrings into my ear while I was sleeping. She claimed the freckle on my earlobe looks "exactly the same" as the hole from her ear piercing. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2022 14:00

Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML

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By ouchouchouch - 28/03/2012 04:16 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slapped my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML

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By heatherfeather22 - 31/07/2014 03:28 - United States - Ottumwa

Today, I got into trouble at work because a customer complained about my face tattoo, I don't have a face tattoo but I do have one behind my ear. Nonetheless, I still got written up and had to cover it with a band-aid, which ripped out hair when I took it off. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2010 03:05 - United States

Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML

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Babushka_Homyak 10

Saturday 26 June 2010 15:55

What the **** is wrong with your sister?

ArtIsResistance7 1

Saturday 26 June 2010 15:57

That's when you grab her face skin and rip it off, leaving only bone and muscle. "Hey, what do you know, your face was fake too!"

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zombiekitten87 12

Saturday 26 June 2010 16:49

how hard did she pull? Jesus.

DamnDatFML 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 16:49

My girlfreind has a younger piercing, I find those sexy and irresistable ;)

Renalia 5

Saturday 26 June 2010 16:51

I don't like eyebrow piercings myself, but really, that doesn't mean you deserve to get it ripped out. x| I can just imagine how that would hurt, and imagination can't compare with the real thing. Not to mention the scar; no matter how ugly some people think piercings are (I just think them pointless), a scar is worse. So FYL

Stevefett 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 16:51

11- No dude. I think a Raccoon pierced their eyebrow. Then in the excitement of having found a Raccoon that does piercings(and possibly tats)they pulled their own brow ring out. I mean come on.

bossybanks 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 16:55

omg! I would have cried!

DamnDatFML 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 17:00

Wow uhmm I meant nose piercing, hate this iPod spell correct

BoyFromTheFuture 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 17:07

what a lil bitch. you gotta go Charlie Murphy stlye and karate kick her into the mirror. the internal bleeding will be a reminder to not **** with her elders ...or do drugs

Destiwana 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 17:08

bellybutton piercings are gross. they're so trashy.

Tikwichka 5

Saturday 26 June 2010 17:09

I had a small stud and ring, one behind the other. I had to keep taking them out for meetings at university. I ended up losing the ring, which was a really thick one, and couldn't get a replacement that I liked  Then I decided that I spent more time without them than with them, so I let them heal up. Just looks like freckles now...