Miscellaneous: Today, I got my first period. My dad bought me a card and had...

By embarassed_chick - 24/08/2009 19:59 - United States

Today, I got my first period. My dad bought me a card and had everyone in my family sign it. FML

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By Tasha84 - 20/11/2010 05:21 - United States

Today, I got an electric razor and a lesson from my dad on how to shave my mustache and chin. I also got my period. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2011 13:31 - United States

Today, at a family reunion, my dad announced to everyone that I'd finally started my menstrual cycle. My grandmother started sobbing hysterically. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2015 02:16 - United States - Dayton

Today, I found my daughter sobbing and trying to stick a wad of gauze to her vagina. She was having her first period. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 15:07 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I got a graphing calculator and my period. FML

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By sandyc - 23/05/2021 22:01

Today, I just got my first period. My mother has been dead for years and my stepmother genuinely wishes I was dead, so who am I supposed to tell? FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2010 23:31 - Canada

Today, I got a birthday card from my parents. It was my sister's from earlier in the year. They scratched out her name and wrote mine underneath. FML

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By ColoredPencil13 - 10/05/2014 13:35 - United States - Baytown

Today, my mom made a Facebook post about me starting my period and for everyone to be nice to me. FML

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By Crampon - 27/03/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2019 15:00 - United Kingdom - Oldbury

Today, my mum, who always wanted more kids than just me, started crying because I'm not pregnant with her first grandchild yet. I'm 16, and this all started because I got my period and I asked to borrow one of her tampons because I'd ran out of my own. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2013 17:19 - United States - Lake Ariel

Today, I got my period, and had to rush to my parents' bathroom for some pads. They'd put all our wrapped presents in their bathroom. As I was looking, my dad thought I was opening presents and barged in, only to see me with my pants around my ankles. Now he won't stop laughing. FML

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Rach17 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 2:34

Oh, God, your life SUCKS. My dad wouldn't even want to KNOW I started my period. :) He'll just have my mom take care of it. :)

fosizzlemynizzlE 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 2:59

you're profile says you're 19 years old. and ******* twilight is your photo. dont be calling other people toddlers when you're barely in college, bitch.

Comments

24788 6

Tuesday 25 August 2009 4:10

That would be awkward.

i_dunno 3

Tuesday 25 August 2009 4:13

That's REALLY weird!

epicwinmaster 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 4:16

your life is ****** because your parents care about you? come back and make another fml when they throw you out and ignore you for the rest of your life you whiny snot nosed bitch

DoomedGemini 37

Sunday 27 September 2015 13:43

Funny you are calling op the whiny bitch..

solocredere12 4

Tuesday 25 August 2009 4:16

I moderated this one! My parents did something similar, so it is a FML indeed!!

dayrin7 4

Tuesday 25 August 2009 4:18

Girl..lol the FML part is that you got your period. I think that is cute what your father did..my mom told my dad he just acted like nothing happen..( not saying thats a bad thing ) lol. Hey be thankfull they didnt like throw a party and like invited your closest friends and neighboors. Calm down really..is not a big deal.

pinky0090 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 4:19

Where do you get a period card?? I don't think Hallmark carries those.

Starchild21 3

Tuesday 25 August 2009 4:27

u get them at the same place where u get the "im sorry i accidentally gave u vd" cards.......btw im sorry :P hahaha

Me27 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 4:26

That's really sweet, actually. Be happy you have people who care. You'll cherish that card in years to come.

plexico 3

Tuesday 25 August 2009 4:27

It could have been a . . . "Happy Birth [Canal] Day" "Happy Labor Day" "Happy St. Tampax Day" "Happy Red Flag Day" "Merry Christ-these-cramps-hurt-mas" card.