Money, Sex and Intimacy: Today, I got my son's phone bill (the phone I got him to call...

By dannytriplet - 11/04/2010 06:34 - United States

Today, I got my son's phone bill (the phone I got him to call us from college). I found out he's been calling a phone sex hotline everyday. He hasn't called us once. FML

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You deserved it 8 695

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By gangstalicious - 08/05/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, I got the cell phone bill for my family and saw that my son had gone over his limit by around 1,000 messages. Curious to see what he was talking about that much, I read the messages. Apparently, my 15 year old son is having it off more than me and my wife. FML

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You deserved it 13 570

By a.baybay - 07/01/2010 06:03 - United States

Today, I noticed that my long distance boyfriend of almost four months only calls me to have phone sex. FML

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You deserved it 17 805

LEAVE ME ALONE

By Anonymous - 26/06/2012 21:10 - United States

Today, I found out that the phone number I switched to used to host an amateur phone sex hotline. I found this out after getting several calls by teenagers, who sounded as if they were masturbating, even as I yelled that they had the wrong number. FML

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You deserved it 2 029

By Jer - 11/10/2009 00:30 - United States

Today, my oldest son answered my phone call much to my surprise as we haven't spoken in a year. The first words out of his mouth were, "I didn't mean to pick up the phone." He then hung up. FML

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You deserved it 8 955

Dad of the month

By littl3storm - 11/07/2020 08:08

Today, I found out that my "Dad", the man who couldn't afford to buy me a bed, despite sleeping on the floor for 3+ years, has spent well over $3000 on sex chat lines, as well as cheating us out of child payments. He doesn't understand why I refuse to talk to him. FML

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You deserved it 128

Bigmouth Strikes Again

By Anonymous - 29/10/2019 04:03

Today, I was involved in an intense argument with my dad. Just as I yelled, "You haven't done one thing for me", my phone rang. The same phone that, as of today, my dad no longer pays the bill for. FML

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You deserved it 5 107

Love knows no boundaries

By Anonymous - 08/07/2020 14:01

Today, I found out my son's girlfriend is actually a webcam porn star he pays for private sessions. He’s somehow convinced himself they have a real relationship, and is spending thousands of pounds every week, on his credit card I may add. FML

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You deserved it 268

By Liz - 27/09/2010 19:30 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend had his phone taken away by his dad for this past week. I have been sending him naked photos and other naughty things this entire week, or so I thought. FML

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You deserved it 40 095

Blame game

By Anonymous - 05/04/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad tried to blame me for ringing an out of network number for two hours, which charged his bill by the minute. I rang the number, which turned out to belong to one of his business pals who lives abroad. He punished me anyway for having an attitude when I proved the call was his fault. FML

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You deserved it 99

By Anonymous - 20/10/2010 22:22 - United States

Today, my dad got a new phone and put me on speed dial. I have received several voice mails from him accidentally dialed. They are from him riding the train, in a meeting, having lunch, and, most recently, him taking a monstrous dump. FML

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You deserved it 3 324

ishama13 0

Sunday 11 April 2010 16:10

You can call him?

Melanef 3

Sunday 11 April 2010 16:15

Sorry, OP, but you deserve it for giving him a phone and paying his bills. If he doesn't know the value of the money, make him work to worth it.

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Jaded4good 0

Sunday 11 April 2010 18:08

You probably never asked him what he's wearing...

toastman67 0

Sunday 11 April 2010 18:13

the fags in collage and he needs to call a sex line -_-

JayJameson 0

Sunday 11 April 2010 18:18

your sons a lame, tell him get a girlfriend or a boyfriend. who knows?

EmoGurl_101 0

Sunday 11 April 2010 18:32

Well, if he is in college and can't get a REAL girlfriend, you didn't raise him correctly. Not saying a sex hotline is wrong, but MAANN! Can he get a real girl?

Vanessaxx 0

Sunday 11 April 2010 18:50

LMFAO. your sons patheticc .

xVenom 0

Sunday 11 April 2010 18:55

Must enjoy phone sex with random strangers more than your company OP.

Namenlos_fml 20

Sunday 11 April 2010 18:59

Take it away.

HelloDarlingg 0

Sunday 11 April 2010 19:07

Hahahah, fantastic:).

truededication 0

Sunday 11 April 2010 19:28

please dominate me!! you are so beautiful!

CosmicPossum 2

Wednesday 14 April 2010 1:20

Creeeeeeeeepppyyyyyyyyyyyyy

cherriblizz 0

Sunday 11 April 2010 19:13

That's pretty pathetic. Your college years are "supposed" to be the best years of your life and he's wasting it with phone sex instead of real sex. I'm sure there are plenty of ****** up chicks at your college that will lower their standards.