By bloodynose - 27/06/2009 02:35 - United States

Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. My doctor said it was okay to eat, so, I had some mashed potatoes. Apparently, my body disagreed with the doctor, because I threw up. Because my face was so swollen, it didn't make it out my mouth. It went through my nose instead. I literally blew chunks. FML
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chunkynose 0

lol the mashed potatoes I had were kind of chunky, and so after I threw up, there were still bits of it left in my nose. I had to blow my nose to get them out, and so I blew chunks of taters out my nose into the tissue. my mom almost fainted. :)

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100percent_bored 0

I am so sorry, feel better!

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Nicolacatt 0

Would make one he'll of a viddeo on America's Funniest

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C_Wicked27 0

Having your wisdom teeth taken out sucks regardless... FYL.

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Level27chick04 0

I understand I had my wisdom teeth out in March. I didn't eat for 2 days because my mouth and cheeks were so swollen.

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redbluegreen 40

I thought you weren't supposed to risk throwing up, due to throwing up will rip up your stitches? I guess you gotta eat, and they'll probably say that to everyone, but it still sucks. Through your nose is pretty gross though. Thankfully it wasn't cheerios?

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BvR 0

throwing up through your nose hurts.... FYL

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Shirona_fml 0

You have my sympathies; the aftermath of extracting four wisdom teeth made it a very terrible spring break for me. Somehow, I'm glad you managed to actually vomit it out and not choke because of blocked airways. I hope the rest of your recovery process goes much better.

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wingedspiritus 0

What the hell? You ate your own teeth? It's the first time I hear/read something like this.

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redbluegreen 40

The OP didn't eat her teeth. I don't know where you got that.

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violinist666 0

You sir (or ma'am), are retarded. thankyou

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gelatinskeleton 0

oh man. i feel your pain. i have had the horrible experience of having vomit come out my nose. consider yourself lucky that it was just mashed potatoes. when i had it happen to me, it was pasta, and it wasn't even close to being digested. simply put, it was disgusting. my experience, however, had nothing to do with wisdom teeth. i had food poisoning, and i'm pretty sure the nose part happened to me because i have a bifid uvula, but idk. and also, anyone who said ydi deserves to have this happen to them. your nose is ******* sensitive, and it hurts like a bitch when you have not only food but ******* stomach acid being forced through it. and it obviously wasn't the op's fault, her doctor - someone she should be able to trust - told her that it would be okay. o_o

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wingedspiritus 0

Isn't it common sense not to eat your teeth? .___. I don't understand how it can be seen as food. I say YDI because the OP did it without thinking of the consequences. Though I understand that it's painful to throw up with the nose, I can hardly imagine it.

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gelatinskeleton 0

rofl what. where did you get eating teeth from?

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Sokai_fml 0

Wtf? She didn't eat her teeth. She had her wisdom teeth REMOVED from her GUMS, and her stomach just didn't agree with the mashed potatoes she ate. Where the heck did you get eaten teeth from?

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