By bloodynose - 27/06/2009 02:35 - United States

Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. My doctor said it was okay to eat, so, I had some mashed potatoes. Apparently, my body disagreed with the doctor, because I threw up. Because my face was so swollen, it didn't make it out my mouth. It went through my nose instead. I literally blew chunks. FML
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chunkynose 0

lol the mashed potatoes I had were kind of chunky, and so after I threw up, there were still bits of it left in my nose. I had to blow my nose to get them out, and so I blew chunks of taters out my nose into the tissue. my mom almost fainted. :)

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100percent_bored 0

Would make one he'll of a viddeo on America's Funniest

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kiit23 0

True story, I once threw up rice-a-roni through my nose. Nothing should ever come up noses like that, it is a million times worse than throwing up normally. Hope you recover soon.

Your doctor is an idiot. You're not allowed to eat after the first day. You are only allowed to drink fluids.

likewhoachea 0

I ate the first day after I got my wisdom teeth taken out. I was on so much pain meds it was actually the best day for me.

Wisdom teeth removal is actually day surgery. A dentist does not remove them (unless also being a surgen), a doctor does.

This guy's correct. An oral surgeon removes wisdom teeth. NOT a general dentist. I'm amazed at how many people don't know that. Wisdom tooth surgery is pretty common these days.

Yea, that happened to me. I had soup then I had one of the medications and I hurled right after except I threw up through my mouth and it hurt because of the stitches and and yea. Gargle warm water with salt, it will speed up the healing process. Hope you get better soon.

Once, I'd chipped my tooth on some hard candy, so I had to get a huge-ass filling. He had to do some sort of prep on the tooth, I think, so the filling would stick properly. If I remember correctly, he had to put some acid on the tooth to make sure it was totally, 110% clean, so there wouldn't be even a speck of dirt of w/e caught under the filling. Even though I was still pretty lethargic from the sedatives I'd been given, I was not happy. The molar tasted like it was leaking toxic chemicals or some shit. I must've been seriously whacked out, 'cause on the car ride home I threw up some bile, but I didn't quite realize I was about to throw up, so I didn't open my mouth or anything. Half of it ended up in my mouth, half went up my nose, and almost all of it ended up in my lap. There was still an hour left till we got home.

Yeah, I was high as hell after my oral surgery. I said some off-color things in the office, including a dissertation on my love for opiates and a few slightly racist comments about feeling like Angelina Jolie and her affinity for "brown babies." My oral surgeon is Hispanic.

Can someone explain to me how one *literally* blows chunks? I can't make it make sense at all.

Sometimes, when people throw up, it's referred to as "blowing chunks", but in this case, it came out the OP's nose. I'm almost certain you've heard of blowing your nose. So they seriously "blew" chunks.

I'm still missing the literal part of this. I'm seeing a different form of figurative, sure, but no literal.... Anyone else?

chunkynose 0

lol the mashed potatoes I had were kind of chunky, and so after I threw up, there were still bits of it left in my nose. I had to blow my nose to get them out, and so I blew chunks of taters out my nose into the tissue. my mom almost fainted. :)

Shadowsfury 0

I had that happen when I last chucked. mouth obviously couldn't handle the volume so for 5mins after chucking 3 times on my neighbours lawn (my friend overshot my house) I was blowing vomit out of my nose. Every time I breathed that whole night guess what it smelt like?

At least you didn't eat anything that contained wasabi or chilly...