By bloodynose - 27/06/2009 02:35 - United States

Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. My doctor said it was okay to eat, so, I had some mashed potatoes. Apparently, my body disagreed with the doctor, because I threw up. Because my face was so swollen, it didn't make it out my mouth. It went through my nose instead. I literally blew chunks. FML
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chunkynose 0

lol the mashed potatoes I had were kind of chunky, and so after I threw up, there were still bits of it left in my nose. I had to blow my nose to get them out, and so I blew chunks of taters out my nose into the tissue. my mom almost fainted. :)

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100percent_bored 0

I am so sorry, feel better!

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Nicolacatt 0

Would make one he'll of a viddeo on America's Funniest

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eighteencandles 0

Wow, I feel for you man, I had not 1 but 4 of my wisdom tooth taken out (twice at a time, not all at once) and both times after the surgery I could only manage to sip on soya bean for two solid days. It hurts to even open my mouth slightly, so I really do salute you for managing to eat through the mashed potatoes. But yeah, fyl for bad dentist advice, mine warned me beforehand to stick to a strict liquid diet at least one day after the surgery to be on the safe side.

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Mnemic 5

Ouch, I feel sorry for you! I do have a great mental image of it... a friend of mine was laughing pretty hard at the MacDonalds and his fries (well chunks of it) were coming out of his nose as well. It was horrible and funny to see at the same time. Seeing someone shaking on his chair while potato mash is flying out of his nose.

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UrRightFML 0

Thats the funniest FML ever.. It hurt to read it tho because my wisdom's are commin out. But still,, HAH LOL

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chunkynose 0

ohhh it's really not that bad, just be sure to ice ice ice no matter how cold your face it (not like you'll feel it with the pain killers) and eat slowly. And don't eat if you're on powerful painkillers. They'll make you sick. I think thats why I threw up. :)

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Vasir 2

I've sneezed out a noodle before, how many of you can say the same? Incase you wondered it was macoroni and cheese.

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CaptMacLeod 45

" One time, Michael Davey passed an entire cheese sandwich through his nose. Sister Annunciado thought is was a miracle, y'know? "Come with me, mister and don't talk to the other boys and girls. Yeah, you're not allowed to talk to anyone right after a miracle, y'know? You have to wait and be debriefed by a priest, right? " - G. Carlin

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sun_babe 0

****. That's the most disgusting shit I've ever heard in my life. God bless you.

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aztec37 0

I was allowed to eat after i got all mine out a few weeks ago, but only soft foods and the paper they gave me said not to heat hot foods either. I don't know what all this is about only fluids.

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jollyholly414 0

eeewwy! I'm sorry but that's gross. I feel bad for you.

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q_tipperz 0

eww, that means you can smell your vomit. fyl =(

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catatonicsleep 17

Wow, I've never heard of that. I assume one of the medications you were given after made you sick not the actual tooth extraction.... My jaw locked shut when I had an allergic reaction once but somehow I managed to open it to puke bright purple in the ambulance. I'm so glad that didn't come up my nose, although at least it was mostly liquid not food.

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