By bloodynose - 27/06/2009 02:35 - United States

Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. My doctor said it was okay to eat, so, I had some mashed potatoes. Apparently, my body disagreed with the doctor, because I threw up. Because my face was so swollen, it didn't make it out my mouth. It went through my nose instead. I literally blew chunks. FML
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chunkynose 0

lol the mashed potatoes I had were kind of chunky, and so after I threw up, there were still bits of it left in my nose. I had to blow my nose to get them out, and so I blew chunks of taters out my nose into the tissue. my mom almost fainted. :)

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100percent_bored 0

I am so sorry, feel better!

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Nicolacatt 0

Would make one he'll of a viddeo on America's Funniest

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AyeOhChelsea 0

I know exactly how you feel, well the whole face being swollen, sorry about the 'blowing chunks' part.

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lizzie96 2

I would have gone back to that stupid doctor and told him.

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chunkynose 0

my doctor is 200 miles away... its an insurance thing. AND i got the extraction on a friday... so they're closed today haha... :(

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kvgf1484 0

This sucks majorly, but I thought it was pretty well common sense that you can be pretty sick after this kind of oral surgery? Everyone I know who has had their wisdom teeth out have gotten sick from the painkillers, I think it's from the painkillers. Still, fyl :(

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chunkynose 0

i've never taken painkillers this strong.... I now am waiting till the vicoden has worn off before I attempt to eat lol. i'm usually given tylonol 3's...which don't upset my tummy at all. :)

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Lonely_Lez 0

It was probably an after affect of the anaesthetic, that or a bad reaction to one of the medications. I was eating mashed potatoes and soup after I got all 4 of mine out and I was fine. You can't blame the surgeon, because as long as the foods were soft, you should have been fine. Your body must have just had a bad reaction.

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alwaysalady 0

Its the anestesia. ****, when I had my wisdom teeth out the first thing I did when I woke up was puke, and I hadn't eaten anything. Some people are way sensitive to that shit. I am, so are you probably. The good news is that after 24 hours its mostly out of your system and then you don't have to worry about it.

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jarretestin 0

It could be a reaction to the antibiotics; that's happened to a couple friends of mine.

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happyvalleygirl 0

I was once so hungover I threw up out my mouth and nose at the same time. I sympathize.

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b4mbi 0

Thats happened to me it sux harder than a poor hooker looking to make and extra buck

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jkcmutch 0

yea it was the anesthetic. that's why they give people those puke bowls in hospitals after surgery. but damn, sorry to hear that. i'd be scarred for life if that happened to me!

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