By bloodynose - 27/06/2009 02:35 - United States

Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. My doctor said it was okay to eat, so, I had some mashed potatoes. Apparently, my body disagreed with the doctor, because I threw up. Because my face was so swollen, it didn't make it out my mouth. It went through my nose instead. I literally blew chunks. FML
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chunkynose 0

lol the mashed potatoes I had were kind of chunky, and so after I threw up, there were still bits of it left in my nose. I had to blow my nose to get them out, and so I blew chunks of taters out my nose into the tissue. my mom almost fainted. :)

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100percent_bored 0

I am so sorry, feel better!

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Nicolacatt 0

Would make one he'll of a viddeo on America's Funniest

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Fateless_Fighter 0

Oh damn man that sucks. I have to get mine pulled PLUS I have a extra tooth, so I have to get 5 wisdom teeth pulled.... ... ughhh.

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sinergy 0

I moderated this one ;D And really hope you feel better

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chunkynose 0

lol thanks. :) you made my day, no matter how swollen my cheeks are.

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Munashi 0

Aww I'm sorry! Yea, they lie about eating... After you've been "out" like that for surgery, stick to clear liquids (i.e., Jello). I hope you feel better soon. I was also really sick after having my wisdom teeth out, so I feel you.

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lover_dearest 0

i had to get my mollers out and had a reation to the meds that num u so after 7 needles they figured it out and i had to wait in the waitin room with a swollen face and hives all over myface till it wore off then had to do it again without the meds

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Lifey66 0

its probably because you had swallowed a little bit of blood at some point. i got mine out a couple days ago and i was feeling nauseous, and my dr said my body was probably trying to purge swallowed blood out of my stomach. i threw up. and yeah it was bloody. pretty bloody disgusting (har har). but i was eating mashed potatoes too (Fortunately AFTER the blood thing though, and not before)

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meadowlark 0

I've heard that the vicodin makes people nauseous. I didn't take any when I had my wisdom teeth out, so I never experienced that. Hope you recover quickly.

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Ric3ball 0

EW LMFAO I literally made an "eww" face.

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Stoffer69 0

that's because your pain meds made you nausious like they do with most people, dumbass!

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chunkynose 0

you're so nice! obviously, you've taken every single drug in the world, so you know all of their side effects. however, for those of us who don't, I guess we have to learn the hard way!

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Vezza 0

OMG I have to get my wisdom teeth removed in 2 weeks! The dentist said that I would be out for a week and that i would look like a chipmunk! FOL's

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dolphingirl 0

the best advice i was given was to buy a pair of stockings/tights, fill with ice and tie around your head. this looks like something out of A Christmas Carol, but it helps hold the ice in place, which is key for keeping the swelling down. Good luck!

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