By pimpslaprequired - 04/08/2012 01:52 - United States

Today, I got on an elevator at the mall, along with a twelve or thirteen-year-old girl talking on her cell. She spent the whole ride telling the person on the other end how hideous I looked and how I look like a pregnant sperm whale. I was too humiliated to even say anything. FML
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makaramiracles 18

D'aww. 99.3% of my generation sucks, sorry OP.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Should've told her to go **** herself. And then you should've shoved the phone up her ass. :P Yeah she's young, I guess, but that doesn't give her the right to treat you like shit. If they don't get taught a lesson, they won't learn.

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rainbowsforall 7

Even in situations where you can't think of something witty and meaningful to say, just call her a b*tch or something. That'll do it.

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birdcagereligion 10

The kids these days are so rude, it's terrible.

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killmepills 5

Had I been in the elevator with you, Id have beat her ass for you.

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muditsharma1993 8

Should've bitchslapped her and broken that phone and casually walked away =]

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Pinksinger101 1

Shoulda said Something insulting back, shes a little bitch!!

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_TheAtheist_ 10

YDI 13-year-old girls are some of the most vicious creatures out there. When venturing out, you must always be prepared to defend yourself. And the MALL? That is their habitat! To go in there, alone, and obviously too timid to fight one is just suicide. Better luck next time.

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Dallasluver19 14

Uh.. no. You're an idiot. Teenage girls have there hormones kicked into over drive and think they can say or do anything they want.

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countrygirl626 16

When I was 13, hormones raging or not, I was not rude enough to do that. Believe me, I can be rude sometimes. But please. You say that kind of stuff out of ear shot of the person.

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Ch0sen 13

How about you don't make those sorts of obscene statements at all, especially regarding innocent strangers who have never done anything to you, much less anything deserving of those shallow insults.

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missalice0306 19

Just because they're 13 and raging with hormones doesn't give them a license to act "vicious."

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mikeofthunder 13

Lol a license - a new form of ID possibly? ;)

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Don't make generalizations like that! Yes, I may be fourteen, but know that every girl in her early teenage years doesn't have raging hormones and doesn't go out randomly insulting others and being hurtful. I was raised to respect everyone, and my friends do the same.

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muditsharma1993 8

Should've bitchslapped her, cracked her phone open, and left =]

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anxietydisorderz 6

What a little b****!! I raised my teenager to NOT act like that...some people (her parents) shouldn't have kids!

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motocrosscutie42 10

Wow, how rude. Seems like the younger they get phones the more stuck up and mean they are. She was probably just jealous(:

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GoldenGrizzly 7

Why do people always say stuff like that? That is not always true. Sometimes people are just bitchy for not good reason other than they can.

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

That's not true. I got my first cell phone at around six of seven years old. I'm not stuck-up, nor am I mean. Well, I'm not mean to people without reason, anyway.

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