By Embarassed - 10/09/2009 05:32 - Canada

Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
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Stephanieeex3 0

LMFAOLMFAO. I did that once. Aren't dreams just the sweetest?

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sillylung 0

Similar things happen to me. I'll be half awake/asleep and I dream about waking up and getting my day started, only to actually wake up and find myself still in bed.

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Pandasaur 0

Ohh, those are the worst. I get them and I'm usually a bit late to places as a result.

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Paneity 0

Go to the toilet every night before you go to sleep. Unless you drink ridiculous amounts of water, there will be no need for you to need to toilet again until morning. At least, not so badly that you piss yourself.

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mollie1 0

We've got a secret "P" club at work. Those of us who admit to having peed ourselves in bed have a georgous pink "P" keychain. I especially hate when, in the dream, you can FEEL the seat and then find out it wasn't. It's a pisser!

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Chicostick 0

This is a fairly common dream, called "false awakening." The tip earlier about counting fingers on your hand if you wake up is a good one. There's a few more you can try if this keeps happening: -Try to push your index finger through the palm of your hand. If you're dreaming many times it'll just go right through. -Look at a digital clock or piece of paper and read what is on it. Look away, then look back. If you're dreaming it will usually be substantially different than it was, as the specifics like that aren't important to your dream or something. The thing is in order to have this stuff work, you have to do it every time you wake up, that way it becomes sort of ingrained in your head and you'll do it if you're dreaming as well. If you realize you are dreaming while you're dreaming, there's a chance you'll have a Lucid dream, and then you can do whatever you want, like fly around or blow shit up.

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tbagg74 0

i like this becasue you sound so intelligent the whole way through then finish with fly around or blow shit up. Awesome

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I_iz_epic 0

I laughed my head off. Way funnier than the actual FML XD

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gargoyle666 5

I've done this sort of thing, without the pee though. Happily convinced I've actually got up for work while still in the land of nod. Weird.

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realggirl 0

That happened to me once, where I dreamt that I was going to the restroom then did it in real life. Luckily I was alone. :|

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alwaysalady 0

I think that happens to everyone. Its embarrassing. The best thing to do is place and upturned glass in the covers and just play it off.

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qwerty123456789 0

Because who doesn't enjoy a nice glass of urine before bedtime?

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keyofdestiny13 24

It doesn't happen to everyone, #47. Hasn't happened to me.

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jonny2x4 0

YDI for being a squirter. OMG this sounds so hot! Are you hot? You must be because this is HAWT!!!

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