Work: Today, I got paired up with a coworker for a three-month project....

By 3 More Months - 30/09/2013 06:02 - United States - Stanford

Today, I got paired up with a coworker for a three-month project. All he talks about is how attractive my girlfriend is and what he would do with her. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2019 06:00

Today, I overheard my husband of 3 years talking to our boss, an attractive blonde. She was telling him that she couldn't believe he was with me. She thinks I'm fat and ugly and that he's hot. He said, "She's not that bad…" We work in the same store and she follows him around like a puppy. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2013 15:16 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, a coworker told me she may be in love with me. I admitted similar feelings and we agreed, since we're both happily married, not to spend time together anymore. Two hours later we were both promoted to run the same project, where we'll be "working hand in glove for the next couple of years." FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Central Islip

Today, the guy I've been crushing on at work finally asked me out to lunch. I was nervous we wouldn't have anything to talk about. He spent the entire hour talking about how amazing his new girlfriend is. FML

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By karengoeswest - 16/08/2018 15:00

Today, my coworker was talking about how he's met the man of his dreams and they've been dating for 3 months. He showed me a picture of them at Niagara Falls last weekend. His new boyfriend is my husband, who was supposedly on a business trip in Boston. FML

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By NotCuteEnough - 24/08/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML

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By Heart-Broken - 09/04/2015 01:58 - Canada - Richmond

Today, I was paired up with my long-term crush for a project. She introduced herself to me and asked if I was new this year. We've gone to the same school since kindergarten. FML

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By AloneAtPerkins - 28/07/2021 04:01

Today, I got friendzoned by my coworker. He'll constantly remind me that he's there for me if I ever need anything or someone to talk to, he's sexy as hell, and he pulls me in for close hugs. This is gonna be a long-ass summer. Oh, did I mention it's a communal living situation in the middle of the mountains? FML

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By anonymous - 12/08/2010 04:31 - United States

Today, the girl who tormented my life for nine years was hired at my part-time job. We're assigned to work together on a three-month-long project which will involve tons of communication. FML

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By GiWi - 18/11/2009 16:45 - Ireland

Today, I asked my boss a simple question about a problem I was having with a project I am currently doing. He replied: ''You don't worry your sweet little ass about it babe". My boss is my girlfriend's father. Nice. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2024 00:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, I had a long talk with my now ex-boyfriend. I explained why I'm not comfortable with him bringing up his new female coworker multiple times a day, talking with her about their kinks and fetishes, or possibly being around her outside of work. We've been together for nine years. He's only known her for a week. FML

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Lukcia 5

Monday 30 September 2013 12:09

Complain. That's some form of harassment, you don't need to take it.

jerryj 27

Monday 30 September 2013 12:09

Tell him what you'll do to him if he doesn't stop.

Comments

natywantspeace 7

Tuesday 1 October 2013 1:44

Time to descend your testicles and stop that!

nessdawwg 4

Tuesday 1 October 2013 2:34

Why not just take it as a compliment and return the favour by pointing out the fact that you get to do those things every night, and he never will.

tehdarkness 21

Tuesday 1 October 2013 3:22

Grow a pair and stick up for yourself... This world will eat you alive!

dtownwestside123 3

Tuesday 1 October 2013 4:30

come on grow a paur and stand up to him

Hypnotic5206 10

Tuesday 1 October 2013 4:31

id kick him the throat... just sayin

bigbob92 6

Tuesday 1 October 2013 4:34

Next time he does it, punch him in the throat.

XxxT3rr4xxX 25

Tuesday 1 October 2013 6:00

Beat his ass outside of work either that or file a retraining order and report his ass to the police but make your girlfriend do it.

msmedieval 11

Tuesday 1 October 2013 7:29

I'm sorry but you just sat there & listened??! I would've beat his ass the moment the first word came out of his mouth.

JohnTheLad 13

Tuesday 1 October 2013 7:49

I hope you struck that being across the face. I would make it clear to keep his everything away from my girl.

davincidasecond 24

Tuesday 1 October 2013 9:04

If I were you I'd probably knock his teeth out. But, I can't exactly give you that advice seeing how you could be terminated, arrested and/or sued ... If you haven't at least told him to stop talking like that about your girlfriend though, then that's on you.